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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @Lob12
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      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

      Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

      My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

      Except TNN, of course.

      TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

        GTFO

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
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          Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

          They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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          • TazzT
            Tazz @Gators1
            last edited by

            @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

            GTFO

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            • Gators1G
              Gators1 @Tazz
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              @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

              Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                GTFO

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                • ?
                  A Former User
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                  • tiggerT
                    tigger @A Former User
                    last edited by

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                    Jajaja. Precisely.

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
                        last edited by

                        Sounds like a millennial.

                        https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                          I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                            I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                            Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
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                              I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                              Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                              Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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                              • KilemallK
                                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                                That’s crazy!

                                Well wait maybe not.

                                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                Never go full Lithu-
                                Twain

                                No editing is gonna save you now-
                                Wingmann

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger
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                                  Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                                      last edited by

                                      The most common separation file standard at least for me is csv or comma separated.

                                      Where do they stand on pay effects?

                                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                      Never go full Lithu-
                                      Twain

                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
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                                        Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                                        - YouTube
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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
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                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          Sorry about the format, it was either link this or the original tiktok video:

                                          - YouTube

                                          Couple that with recent audio tech that dynamically generates accurate voice patterns with text input, and video evidence isn’t evidence anymore anymore.

                                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                          Never go full Lithu-
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                                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                                          Wingmann

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            I need to learn that. I will make some hot chick, open an Onlyfans and retire in a year.

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