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    • TazzT
      Tazz
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      - YouTube

      GTFO

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      • Lob12L
        Lob12 @Kilemall
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        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

        Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

        My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

        Except TNN, of course.

        [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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        • TazzT
          Tazz @Lob12
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          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

          Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

          My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

          Except TNN, of course.

          and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
          :)

          GTFO

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          • Gators1G
            Gators1 @Lob12
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            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

            Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

            My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

            Except TNN, of course.

            TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

              GTFO

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

                They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz @Gators1
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                  @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                  GTFO

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @Tazz
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                    @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                    Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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                    • TazzT
                      Tazz
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                      GTFO

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
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                        • tiggerT
                          tigger @A Former User
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                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                          Jajaja. Precisely.

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
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                              Sounds like a millennial.

                              https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
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                                I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                                • KilemallK
                                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                  last edited by

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                  I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                                  Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                                  Twain

                                  No editing is gonna save you now-
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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
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                                    I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                                    Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                                    Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                                      That’s crazy!

                                      Well wait maybe not.

                                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                      Never go full Lithu-
                                      Twain

                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                                      Wingmann

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                                      • tiggerT
                                        tigger
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                                        Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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                                            The most common separation file standard at least for me is csv or comma separated.

                                            Where do they stand on pay effects?

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

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                                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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