The OFFICIAL programming thread

Kilemall

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

Tazz

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Lob12

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.

Tazz

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.

and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
:)

Gators1

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.

TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

Tazz

X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

Gators1

Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

Tazz

@Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

Gators1

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

Tazz

tigger

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Jajaja. Precisely.

Gators1

Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

Gators1

Sounds like a millennial.

https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

Kilemall

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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Kilemall

That’s crazy!

Well wait maybe not.

tigger

Dang it. I’ll use spaces when I write code and I’ll be RICH!

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