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    • tiggerT
      tigger @Lob12
      last edited by

      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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      No exceptions!

      Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

      As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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      • Lob12L
        Lob12
        last edited by

        I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

        [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
          last edited by

          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

          Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

          Never go full Lithu-
          Twain

          No editing is gonna save you now-
          Wingmann

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          • TazzT
            Tazz
            last edited by

            - YouTube

            GTFO

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            • Lob12L
              Lob12 @Kilemall
              last edited by

              @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

              Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

              My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

              Except TNN, of course.

              [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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              • TazzT
                Tazz @Lob12
                last edited by

                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                Except TNN, of course.

                and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                :)

                GTFO

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1 @Lob12
                  last edited by

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                  Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                  My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                  Except TNN, of course.

                  TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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                  • TazzT
                    Tazz
                    last edited by

                    X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

                    GTFO

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

                      They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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                      • TazzT
                        Tazz @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                        GTFO

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @Tazz
                          last edited by

                          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                          Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz
                            last edited by

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                            GTFO

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger @A Former User
                                last edited by

                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                Jajaja. Precisely.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    Sounds like a millennial.

                                    https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
                                      last edited by

                                      babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                                      I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                                        I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                                        Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                        Never go full Lithu-
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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
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                                          I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                                          Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                                          Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
                                            last edited by

                                            That’s crazy!

                                            Well wait maybe not.

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

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