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    • JamJ
      Jam
      last edited by

      But he still got rejected!

      Who’s the bitch!

      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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      • tiggerT
        tigger @Lob12
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        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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        No exceptions!

        Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

        As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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        • Lob12L
          Lob12
          last edited by

          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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          • KilemallK
            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
            last edited by

            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

            Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

            Never go full Lithu-
            Twain

            No editing is gonna save you now-
            Wingmann

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
              last edited by

              - YouTube

              GTFO

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              • Lob12L
                Lob12 @Kilemall
                last edited by

                @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                Except TNN, of course.

                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz @Lob12
                  last edited by

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                  Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                  My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                  Except TNN, of course.

                  and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                  :)

                  GTFO

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @Lob12
                    last edited by

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                    Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                    My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                    Except TNN, of course.

                    TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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                    • TazzT
                      Tazz
                      last edited by

                      X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

                      GTFO

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
                        last edited by

                        Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

                        They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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                        • TazzT
                          Tazz @Gators1
                          last edited by

                          @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                          GTFO

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @Tazz
                            last edited by

                            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                            Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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                            • TazzT
                              Tazz
                              last edited by

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                              GTFO

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
                                last edited by

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger @A Former User
                                  last edited by

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                  Jajaja. Precisely.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      Sounds like a millennial.

                                      https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                                        I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                          last edited by

                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                                          I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                                          Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                          Never go full Lithu-
                                          Twain

                                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                                          Wingmann

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                                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            I’m half way through converting a large project I developed to use tabs instead of spaces. I personally prefer spaces but I just discovered that rest of the client’s code uses tabs so I’d rather it be consistent. I hope I don’t have to take pay cut now though:

                                            Over 12,000 programmers shared their salaries and what programming format they used (tabs or spaces).

                                            Of the large sample size, programmers that used spaces made an average of 9% more than coders who used tabs. The correlation was seen across the board, despite tab and space programmer’s having the same level of experience.

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