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    • ?
      A Former User
      last edited by

      I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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      • JamJ
        Jam
        last edited by

        But he still got rejected!

        Who’s the bitch!

        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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        • tiggerT
          tigger @Lob12
          last edited by

          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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          No exceptions!

          Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

          As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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          • Lob12L
            Lob12
            last edited by

            I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

            [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
              last edited by

              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

              Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

              Never go full Lithu-
              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
              Wingmann

              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
                last edited by

                - YouTube

                GTFO

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                • Lob12L
                  Lob12 @Kilemall
                  last edited by

                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                  Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                  My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                  Except TNN, of course.

                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                  • TazzT
                    Tazz @Lob12
                    last edited by

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                    Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                    My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                    Except TNN, of course.

                    and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                    :)

                    GTFO

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1 @Lob12
                      last edited by

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                      Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                      My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                      Except TNN, of course.

                      TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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                      • TazzT
                        Tazz
                        last edited by

                        X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

                        GTFO

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
                          last edited by

                          Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

                          They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz @Gators1
                            last edited by

                            @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                            GTFO

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @Tazz
                              last edited by

                              @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                              Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
                                last edited by

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                                GTFO

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger @A Former User
                                    last edited by

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                    Jajaja. Precisely.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        Sounds like a millennial.

                                        https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by

                                          babb8abe-ec7c-44d9-bd06-f10e09994efa-image.png

                                          I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                            I’ve spent the last 3(?) months wrestling with a horror of a code base and that last frame resonates with me

                                            Ya once we get to working I don’t ever wanna touch it. Don’t have a choice most cases, but in mainframes I easily had things that lasted a decade.

                                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                            Never go full Lithu-
                                            Twain

                                            No editing is gonna save you now-
                                            Wingmann

                                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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