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    • Lob12L
      Lob12 @A Former User
      last edited by

      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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      No exceptions!

      Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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      • ?
        A Former User @Lob12
        last edited by A Former User

        @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

        IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by

          I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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          • JamJ
            Jam
            last edited by

            But he still got rejected!

            Who’s the bitch!

            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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            • tiggerT
              tigger @Lob12
              last edited by

              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

              No exceptions!

              Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

              As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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              • Lob12L
                Lob12
                last edited by

                I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
                  last edited by

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                  Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                  Never go full Lithu-
                  Twain

                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                  Wingmann

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                  • TazzT
                    Tazz
                    last edited by

                    - YouTube

                    GTFO

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12 @Kilemall
                      last edited by

                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                      Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                      My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                      Except TNN, of course.

                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                      • TazzT
                        Tazz @Lob12
                        last edited by

                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                        Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                        My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                        Except TNN, of course.

                        and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                        :)

                        GTFO

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @Lob12
                          last edited by

                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                          Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                          My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                          Except TNN, of course.

                          TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz
                            last edited by

                            X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

                            GTFO

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
                              last edited by

                              Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

                              They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                                GTFO

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @Tazz
                                  last edited by

                                  @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                                  Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz
                                    last edited by

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                                    GTFO

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
                                      last edited by

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                                      • tiggerT
                                        tigger @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                        Jajaja. Precisely.

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          Wait, programmers are the kind of freaks that would do film photography? No wonder their work product sucks ass 99% of the time.

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
                                            last edited by

                                            Sounds like a millennial.

                                            https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/w8uurb/my_manager_caught_me_with_a_mouse_jiggler_and_put/

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