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    • ?
      A Former User @Gators1
      last edited by

      @Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

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      • JamJ
        Jam
        last edited by

        We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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        • Lob12L
          Lob12 @A Former User
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          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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          No exceptions!

          Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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          • ?
            A Former User @Lob12
            last edited by A Former User

            @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

            IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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            • ?
              A Former User
              last edited by

              I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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              • JamJ
                Jam
                last edited by

                But he still got rejected!

                Who’s the bitch!

                "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                • tiggerT
                  tigger @Lob12
                  last edited by

                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                  No exceptions!

                  Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                  As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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                  • Lob12L
                    Lob12
                    last edited by

                    I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                    [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                    • KilemallK
                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
                      last edited by

                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                      Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                      Never go full Lithu-
                      Twain

                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                      Wingmann

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                      • TazzT
                        Tazz
                        last edited by

                        - YouTube

                        GTFO

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                        • Lob12L
                          Lob12 @Kilemall
                          last edited by

                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                          Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                          My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                          Except TNN, of course.

                          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                          • TazzT
                            Tazz @Lob12
                            last edited by

                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                            Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                            My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                            Except TNN, of course.

                            and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                            :)

                            GTFO

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @Lob12
                              last edited by

                              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                              Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                              My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                              Except TNN, of course.

                              TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
                                last edited by

                                X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

                                GTFO

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

                                  They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                                    GTFO

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @Tazz
                                      last edited by

                                      @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

                                      Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz
                                        last edited by

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                                        GTFO

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by

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                                          • tiggerT
                                            tigger @A Former User
                                            last edited by

                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                            Jajaja. Precisely.

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