The OFFICIAL programming thread

[A Former User]

No exceptions!

[Gators1]

Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

[A Former User]

@Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

[Jam]

We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

[Lob12]

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

No exceptions!

Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

[A Former User]

@Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

[A Former User]

I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

[Jam]

But he still got rejected!

Who’s the bitch!

[tigger]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

No exceptions!

Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

[Lob12]

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

[Kilemall]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

[Tazz]

- YouTube

[Lob12]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.

[Tazz]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.

and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
:)

[Gators1]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.

TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

[Tazz]

X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

[Gators1]

Engagement from hell. Sadly their employer was probably happy to let them suffer and keep collecting checks from the client. A helpful consulting firm would have gone to the parent company and laid this all out for them.

They Watched Us With Webcams And Rewrote Our Code!

[Tazz]

@Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

[Gators1]

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 Jeezus. now my head hurts.

Welcome to the world of development. That’s like every day for developers.

[Tazz]