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    • KilemallK
      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
      last edited by

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

      Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

      Because it’s not there.

      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

      Never go full Lithu-
      Twain

      No editing is gonna save you now-
      Wingmann

      http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

      http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
        last edited by

        Nerd!!!

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
          last edited by

          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          Nerd!!!

          No nerds, no Prime Day.

          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

          Never go full Lithu-
          Twain

          No editing is gonna save you now-
          Wingmann

          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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          • B
            Blanks @tigger
            last edited by

            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

            DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.40 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.54 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.51.00 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png

            That second one actually looks functional. Bravo

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            • ?
              A Former User
              last edited by

              iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

              No exceptions!

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
                last edited by

                Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

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                • ?
                  A Former User @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  @Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

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                  • JamJ
                    Jam
                    last edited by

                    We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

                    "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                    • Lob12L
                      Lob12 @A Former User
                      last edited by

                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

                      No exceptions!

                      Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Lob12
                        last edited by A Former User

                        @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

                        IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
                          last edited by

                          I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

                          unrealistic-criteria-hiring-professionals-recruiters-1.jpg

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                          • JamJ
                            Jam
                            last edited by

                            But he still got rejected!

                            Who’s the bitch!

                            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                            • tiggerT
                              tigger @Lob12
                              last edited by

                              @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

                              No exceptions!

                              Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                              As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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                              • Lob12L
                                Lob12
                                last edited by

                                I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                • KilemallK
                                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                  Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                  Never go full Lithu-
                                  Twain

                                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                                  Wingmann

                                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz
                                    last edited by

                                    - YouTube

                                    GTFO

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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12 @Kilemall
                                      last edited by

                                      @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                      Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                      My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                                      Except TNN, of course.

                                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz @Lob12
                                        last edited by

                                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                        Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                        My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                                        Except TNN, of course.

                                        and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                                        :)

                                        GTFO

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1 @Lob12
                                          last edited by

                                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                          Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                          My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                                          Except TNN, of course.

                                          TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

                                          alt text

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
                                            last edited by

                                            X-rated answer! Steve Harvey walks off! #shorts

                                            GTFO

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