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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
      last edited by

      Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

      Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
        last edited by

        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

        Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

        Because it’s not there.

        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

        Never go full Lithu-
        Twain

        No editing is gonna save you now-
        Wingmann

        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
          last edited by

          Nerd!!!

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          • KilemallK
            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
            last edited by

            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            Nerd!!!

            No nerds, no Prime Day.

            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

            Never go full Lithu-
            Twain

            No editing is gonna save you now-
            Wingmann

            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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            • B
              Blanks @tigger
              last edited by

              @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

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              That second one actually looks functional. Bravo

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              • ?
                A Former User
                last edited by

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                No exceptions!

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
                  last edited by

                  Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

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                  • ?
                    A Former User @Gators1
                    last edited by

                    @Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

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                    • JamJ
                      Jam
                      last edited by

                      We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

                      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                      • Lob12L
                        Lob12 @A Former User
                        last edited by

                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

                        No exceptions!

                        Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                        [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @Lob12
                          last edited by A Former User

                          @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

                          IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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                          • ?
                            A Former User
                            last edited by

                            I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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                            • JamJ
                              Jam
                              last edited by

                              But he still got rejected!

                              Who’s the bitch!

                              "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger @Lob12
                                last edited by

                                @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

                                No exceptions!

                                Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                                As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Lob12
                                    last edited by

                                    @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                    Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                                    Never go full Lithu-
                                    Twain

                                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                                    Wingmann

                                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                                    • TazzT
                                      Tazz
                                      last edited by

                                      - YouTube

                                      GTFO

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                                      • Lob12L
                                        Lob12 @Kilemall
                                        last edited by

                                        @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                        Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                        My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                                        Except TNN, of course.

                                        [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                        • TazzT
                                          Tazz @Lob12
                                          last edited by

                                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                          Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                          My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                                          Except TNN, of course.

                                          and prior to TNN you believed everything you saw!
                                          :)

                                          GTFO

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1 @Lob12
                                            last edited by

                                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                            Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

                                            My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

                                            Except TNN, of course.

                                            TNN is horseshit! BNN is da troof!

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