The OFFICIAL programming thread

[Tazz]

@Blanks or a tensegrity table lamp

[tigger]

@Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

[Gators1]

Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

[Kilemall]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

Because it’s not there.

[Gators1]

Nerd!!!

[Kilemall]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Nerd!!!

No nerds, no Prime Day.

[Blanks]

@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

That second one actually looks functional. Bravo

[A Former User]

No exceptions!

[Gators1]

Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

[A Former User]

@Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

[Jam]

We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

[Lob12]

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

No exceptions!

Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

[A Former User]

@Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

[A Former User]

I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

[Jam]

But he still got rejected!

Who’s the bitch!

[tigger]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

No exceptions!

Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

[Lob12]

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

[Kilemall]

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

[Tazz]

- YouTube

[Lob12]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

Your lawyer BS testimony senses are tingling?

My stance is usually that everything on teh internet is fake until proven otherwise.

Except TNN, of course.