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    • Lob12L
      Lob12
      last edited by

      Haha, he said “fill the hole”

      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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      • ?
        A Former User
        last edited by A Former User

        Maybe there’s a demand for it but, personally, I don’t understand why the VS Code developers keep adding new editor features. It was perfect a few years ago. Every time they add something I’ve got to google random terms until I find what the thing is called and then hunt through the settings to work out how to turn it off. When I try it on a new machine without my own settings synchronized there’s so much extraneous shit when I edit (minimap, codelens, code actions etc etc) it’s like playing a fucking video game. I can no longer see my code sometimes. Do people like this stuff?

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          Blanks @tigger
          last edited by

          “Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher”

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          • TazzT
            Tazz @Blanks
            last edited by

            @Blanks or a tensegrity table lamp

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            GTFO

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            • tiggerT
              tigger @Blanks
              last edited by

              @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
                last edited by

                Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

                Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

                  Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

                  Because it’s not there.

                  https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                  Never go full Lithu-
                  Twain

                  No editing is gonna save you now-
                  Wingmann

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                  http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
                    last edited by

                    Nerd!!!

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                    • KilemallK
                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                      last edited by

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Nerd!!!

                      No nerds, no Prime Day.

                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                      Never go full Lithu-
                      Twain

                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                      Wingmann

                      http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                      http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                        Blanks @tigger
                        last edited by

                        @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

                        DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.40 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.54 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.51.00 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png

                        That second one actually looks functional. Bravo

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
                          last edited by

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                          No exceptions!

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
                            last edited by

                            Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

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                            • ?
                              A Former User @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

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                              • JamJ
                                Jam
                                last edited by

                                We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

                                "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12 @A Former User
                                  last edited by

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                  No exceptions!

                                  Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User @Lob12
                                    last edited by A Former User

                                    @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

                                    IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User
                                      last edited by

                                      I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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                                      • JamJ
                                        Jam
                                        last edited by

                                        But he still got rejected!

                                        Who’s the bitch!

                                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                        • tiggerT
                                          tigger @Lob12
                                          last edited by

                                          @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

                                          No exceptions!

                                          Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                                          As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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                                          • Lob12L
                                            Lob12
                                            last edited by

                                            I don’t know, it’s just too perfect in a sense.

                                            [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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