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    • TazzT
      Tazz @Gators1
      last edited by

      @Gators1 I bet some complain the colon key gets sticky.

      GTFO

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      • Lob12L
        Lob12
        last edited by

        Haha, he said “fill the hole”

        [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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        • ?
          A Former User
          last edited by A Former User

          Maybe there’s a demand for it but, personally, I don’t understand why the VS Code developers keep adding new editor features. It was perfect a few years ago. Every time they add something I’ve got to google random terms until I find what the thing is called and then hunt through the settings to work out how to turn it off. When I try it on a new machine without my own settings synchronized there’s so much extraneous shit when I edit (minimap, codelens, code actions etc etc) it’s like playing a fucking video game. I can no longer see my code sometimes. Do people like this stuff?

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          • B
            Blanks @tigger
            last edited by

            “Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher”

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            • TazzT
              Tazz @Blanks
              last edited by

              @Blanks or a tensegrity table lamp

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              GTFO

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              • tiggerT
                tigger @Blanks
                last edited by

                @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

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                • Gators1G
                  Gators1
                  last edited by

                  Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

                  Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                    last edited by

                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

                    Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

                    Because it’s not there.

                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                    Never go full Lithu-
                    Twain

                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                    Wingmann

                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      Nerd!!!

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Nerd!!!

                        No nerds, no Prime Day.

                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                        Never go full Lithu-
                        Twain

                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                        Wingmann

                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                          Blanks @tigger
                          last edited by

                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

                          DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.40 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.54 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.51.00 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png

                          That second one actually looks functional. Bravo

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                          • ?
                            A Former User
                            last edited by

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                            No exceptions!

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
                              last edited by

                              Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

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                                • JamJ
                                  Jam
                                  last edited by

                                  We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

                                  "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                  • Lob12L
                                    Lob12 @A Former User
                                    last edited by

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                    No exceptions!

                                    Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                                    [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User @Lob12
                                      last edited by A Former User

                                      @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

                                      IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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                                        • JamJ
                                          Jam
                                          last edited by

                                          But he still got rejected!

                                          Who’s the bitch!

                                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                          • tiggerT
                                            tigger @Lob12
                                            last edited by

                                            @Lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            iwjtbd10ktd91.jpg

                                            No exceptions!

                                            Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                                            As Hog says, I don’t think so. Imagine you are supposed to recruit people based on their capability to speak Chinese and you have a Chinese thesaurus and nothing else. I imagine that’s how most tech recruiters feel.

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