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    • Gators1G
      Gators1
      last edited by

      I wonder how many dudes have duct taped a fleshlight onto their chatbot girlfriends? I guess it does make sense though for lonely people, especially old people to keep them interacting. More advanced models will probably fill the hole of the lack of psychological help for people that need it.

      The Rise of A.I. Companions [Documentary]

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      • TazzT
        Tazz @Gators1
        last edited by

        @Gators1 I bet some complain the colon key gets sticky.

        GTFO

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        • Lob12L
          Lob12
          last edited by

          Haha, he said “fill the hole”

          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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          • ?
            A Former User
            last edited by A Former User

            Maybe there’s a demand for it but, personally, I don’t understand why the VS Code developers keep adding new editor features. It was perfect a few years ago. Every time they add something I’ve got to google random terms until I find what the thing is called and then hunt through the settings to work out how to turn it off. When I try it on a new machine without my own settings synchronized there’s so much extraneous shit when I edit (minimap, codelens, code actions etc etc) it’s like playing a fucking video game. I can no longer see my code sometimes. Do people like this stuff?

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              Blanks @tigger
              last edited by

              “Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher”

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              • TazzT
                Tazz @Blanks
                last edited by

                @Blanks or a tensegrity table lamp

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                GTFO

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                • tiggerT
                  tigger @Blanks
                  last edited by

                  @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
                    last edited by

                    Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

                    Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

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                    • KilemallK
                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                      last edited by

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Nerds are weird. Why do you go through all this shit just to build something that’s basically useless?

                      Watching YouTube on a Commodore Pet

                      Because it’s not there.

                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                      Never go full Lithu-
                      Twain

                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                      Wingmann

                      http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
                        last edited by

                        Nerd!!!

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                          last edited by

                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Nerd!!!

                          No nerds, no Prime Day.

                          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                          Never go full Lithu-
                          Twain

                          No editing is gonna save you now-
                          Wingmann

                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                          http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                            Blanks @tigger
                            last edited by

                            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher

                            DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.40 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.50.54 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png DALL·E 2022-07-11 15.51.00 - Table lamp designed by M. C. Escher.png

                            That second one actually looks functional. Bravo

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                            • ?
                              A Former User
                              last edited by

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                              No exceptions!

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1
                                last edited by

                                Just lie on your resume like everyone else these days.

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User @Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  @Gators1 Thankfully I haven’t had to submit a resume in over a decade. It’s going to be painful if/when I have to update it. I can barely remember what i had for dinner last night let alone what I was working on all that time.

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                                  • JamJ
                                    Jam
                                    last edited by

                                    We’re supposta be carbon neutral and to be reducin’ carbon and now we are incouraging our youth to develop more carbon? WTF is that all about?

                                    "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12 @A Former User
                                      last edited by

                                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                      No exceptions!

                                      Has to be a joke/fake, no? lol

                                      [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User @Lob12
                                        last edited by A Former User

                                        @Lob12 might be but it’s hard to know. There’s a real one from Twitter where they demanded X years experience in some library and rejected the guy who actually wrote the library (which itself was younger than the number of years experience they were asking for).

                                        IT recruiters are (generally) really fucking awful.

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                                        • ?
                                          A Former User
                                          last edited by

                                          I misremembered some of the details and conflated two different tweets

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                                          • JamJ
                                            Jam
                                            last edited by

                                            But he still got rejected!

                                            Who’s the bitch!

                                            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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