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    • PakoonP
      Pakoon @Jam
      last edited by

      @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      You expect us t believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

      Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

      Ok ok, sometimes it takes 40 microseconds.

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      • tiggerT
        tigger
        last edited by

        Pakoon, here are chairs DALL-E made just for you! They seem flawless.

        Created by typing “blueprint for a modern chair”.

        DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.36 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.51 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.56 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.58 - blueprint for a modern chair.png

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        • tiggerT
          tigger
          last edited by

          Here are some 3d renders: “3d rendering of a modern lounge chair”

          DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.20 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.29 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.42 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png

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          • PakoonP
            Pakoon
            last edited by

            Lol

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            • tiggerT
              tigger
              last edited by

              What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

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              • PakoonP
                Pakoon @tigger
                last edited by

                @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

                How about “ghey tasklamp” or “ghey desk lamp”

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                • tiggerT
                  tigger
                  last edited by

                  I think it doesn’t want me to write anything that can be perceived as offending into it so I’ll drop the ghey (it’s actually not my account that I’m using). Meanwhile, DALL-E has some valid questions about how the hell do you fit an airplane on a treadmill? Seems we didn’t really think this one through.

                  DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.45 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.47 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.51 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.59 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png

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                  • tiggerT
                    tigger
                    last edited by

                    DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.40 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.45 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.53 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.55.21 - 3d rendering of a red 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.06 - 3d rendering of a seafoam green scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.50 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.58.01 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png

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                    • tiggerT
                      tigger
                      last edited by

                      It’s hilariously confused by the joints.

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                      • tiggerT
                        tigger
                        last edited by

                        Love the last one. Screw this joint, I’ll put it out of the rendering.

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                        • PakoonP
                          Pakoon
                          last edited by

                          Quite comical :)

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                          • tiggerT
                            tigger
                            last edited by

                            The first chair though… you could probably make that with strong magnets. It’s going to be somewhat dangerous but could work for an exhibition.

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                            • PakoonP
                              Pakoon
                              last edited by

                              Try “ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp”

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger
                                last edited by

                                Nothing exciting.

                                DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.00 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.08 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.51 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.01 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.35 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.45 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  Can it make art with skulls and flames? We could get rich here!

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz
                                    last edited by

                                    Programming problem solved with improvements

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                                    GTFO

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      I wonder how many dudes have duct taped a fleshlight onto their chatbot girlfriends? I guess it does make sense though for lonely people, especially old people to keep them interacting. More advanced models will probably fill the hole of the lack of psychological help for people that need it.

                                      The Rise of A.I. Companions [Documentary]

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz @Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        @Gators1 I bet some complain the colon key gets sticky.

                                        GTFO

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                                        • Lob12L
                                          Lob12
                                          last edited by

                                          Haha, he said “fill the hole”

                                          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
                                            last edited by A Former User

                                            Maybe there’s a demand for it but, personally, I don’t understand why the VS Code developers keep adding new editor features. It was perfect a few years ago. Every time they add something I’ve got to google random terms until I find what the thing is called and then hunt through the settings to work out how to turn it off. When I try it on a new machine without my own settings synchronized there’s so much extraneous shit when I edit (minimap, codelens, code actions etc etc) it’s like playing a fucking video game. I can no longer see my code sometimes. Do people like this stuff?

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