The OFFICIAL programming thread
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@Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
You expect us t believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?
Seems at least slightly exaggerated.
Ok ok, sometimes it takes 40 microseconds.
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Pakoon, here are chairs DALL-E made just for you! They seem flawless.
Created by typing “blueprint for a modern chair”.

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Here are some 3d renders: “3d rendering of a modern lounge chair”

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Lol
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What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.
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@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.
How about “ghey tasklamp” or “ghey desk lamp”
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I think it doesn’t want me to write anything that can be perceived as offending into it so I’ll drop the ghey (it’s actually not my account that I’m using). Meanwhile, DALL-E has some valid questions about how the hell do you fit an airplane on a treadmill? Seems we didn’t really think this one through.

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It’s hilariously confused by the joints.
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Love the last one. Screw this joint, I’ll put it out of the rendering.
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Quite comical :)
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The first chair though… you could probably make that with strong magnets. It’s going to be somewhat dangerous but could work for an exhibition.
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Try “ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp”
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Nothing exciting.

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Can it make art with skulls and flames? We could get rich here!
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Programming problem solved with improvements

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I wonder how many dudes have duct taped a fleshlight onto their chatbot girlfriends? I guess it does make sense though for lonely people, especially old people to keep them interacting. More advanced models will probably fill the hole of the lack of psychological help for people that need it.
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@Gators1 I bet some complain the colon key gets sticky.
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Haha, he said “fill the hole”
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Maybe there’s a demand for it but, personally, I don’t understand why the VS Code developers keep adding new editor features. It was perfect a few years ago. Every time they add something I’ve got to google random terms until I find what the thing is called and then hunt through the settings to work out how to turn it off. When I try it on a new machine without my own settings synchronized there’s so much extraneous shit when I edit (minimap, codelens, code actions etc etc) it’s like playing a fucking video game. I can no longer see my code sometimes. Do people like this stuff?
