The OFFICIAL programming thread

rote7

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

How are your quantum programming skills?

Matthew Gilligan / Jul 4, 2022 / SCI/TECH

Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

The future is now!

They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

In quantum computing everything is maybe

Pakoon

@Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

You expect us t believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

Ok ok, sometimes it takes 40 microseconds.

tigger

Pakoon, here are chairs DALL-E made just for you! They seem flawless.

Created by typing “blueprint for a modern chair”.

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tigger

Here are some 3d renders: “3d rendering of a modern lounge chair”

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Pakoon

Lol

tigger

What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

Pakoon

@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

How about “ghey tasklamp” or “ghey desk lamp”

tigger

I think it doesn’t want me to write anything that can be perceived as offending into it so I’ll drop the ghey (it’s actually not my account that I’m using). Meanwhile, DALL-E has some valid questions about how the hell do you fit an airplane on a treadmill? Seems we didn’t really think this one through.

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tigger

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tigger

It’s hilariously confused by the joints.

tigger

Love the last one. Screw this joint, I’ll put it out of the rendering.

Pakoon

Quite comical :)

tigger

The first chair though… you could probably make that with strong magnets. It’s going to be somewhat dangerous but could work for an exhibition.

Pakoon

Try “ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp”

tigger

Nothing exciting.

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Gators1

Can it make art with skulls and flames? We could get rich here!

Tazz

Programming problem solved with improvements

Gators1

I wonder how many dudes have duct taped a fleshlight onto their chatbot girlfriends? I guess it does make sense though for lonely people, especially old people to keep them interacting. More advanced models will probably fill the hole of the lack of psychological help for people that need it.

The Rise of A.I. Companions [Documentary]

Tazz

@Gators1 I bet some complain the colon key gets sticky.

Lob12

Haha, he said “fill the hole”