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    • TazzT
      Tazz
      last edited by

      How are your quantum programming skills?

      Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

      Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

      Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

      The future is now!

      GTFO

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      • PakoonP
        Pakoon @Tazz
        last edited by

        @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        How are your quantum programming skills?

        Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

        Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

        Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

        The future is now!

        I do that every breakfast. I’m sure tigger does it too.

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        • JamJ
          Jam
          last edited by Jam

          You expect us to believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

          Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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          • KilemallK
            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
            last edited by

            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            How are your quantum programming skills?

            Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

            Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

            Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

            The future is now!

            They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

            Never go full Lithu-
            Twain

            No editing is gonna save you now-
            Wingmann

            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

            http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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            • rote7R
              rote7 @Kilemall
              last edited by

              @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              How are your quantum programming skills?

              Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

              Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

              Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

              The future is now!

              They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

              In quantum computing everything is maybe

              fffg

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              • PakoonP
                Pakoon @Jam
                last edited by

                @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                You expect us t believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

                Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

                Ok ok, sometimes it takes 40 microseconds.

                ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                • tiggerT
                  tigger
                  last edited by

                  Pakoon, here are chairs DALL-E made just for you! They seem flawless.

                  Created by typing “blueprint for a modern chair”.

                  DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.36 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.51 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.56 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.58 - blueprint for a modern chair.png

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                  • tiggerT
                    tigger
                    last edited by

                    Here are some 3d renders: “3d rendering of a modern lounge chair”

                    DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.20 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.29 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.42 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png

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                    • PakoonP
                      Pakoon
                      last edited by

                      Lol

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                      • tiggerT
                        tigger
                        last edited by

                        What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

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                        • PakoonP
                          Pakoon @tigger
                          last edited by

                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

                          How about “ghey tasklamp” or “ghey desk lamp”

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                          • tiggerT
                            tigger
                            last edited by

                            I think it doesn’t want me to write anything that can be perceived as offending into it so I’ll drop the ghey (it’s actually not my account that I’m using). Meanwhile, DALL-E has some valid questions about how the hell do you fit an airplane on a treadmill? Seems we didn’t really think this one through.

                            DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.45 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.47 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.51 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.59 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png

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                            • tiggerT
                              tigger
                              last edited by

                              DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.40 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.45 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.53 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.55.21 - 3d rendering of a red 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.06 - 3d rendering of a seafoam green scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.50 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.58.01 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger
                                last edited by

                                It’s hilariously confused by the joints.

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger
                                  last edited by

                                  Love the last one. Screw this joint, I’ll put it out of the rendering.

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                                  • PakoonP
                                    Pakoon
                                    last edited by

                                    Quite comical :)

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                                    • tiggerT
                                      tigger
                                      last edited by

                                      The first chair though… you could probably make that with strong magnets. It’s going to be somewhat dangerous but could work for an exhibition.

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                                      • PakoonP
                                        Pakoon
                                        last edited by

                                        Try “ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp”

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                                        • tiggerT
                                          tigger
                                          last edited by

                                          Nothing exciting.

                                          DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.00 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.08 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.51 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.01 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.35 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.45 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            Can it make art with skulls and flames? We could get rich here!

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