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    • TazzT
      Tazz
      last edited by

      Screenshot_20220706-085820-464.png

      GTFO

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
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        How are your quantum programming skills?

        Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

        Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

        Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

        The future is now!

        GTFO

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        • PakoonP
          Pakoon @Tazz
          last edited by

          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          How are your quantum programming skills?

          Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

          Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

          Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

          The future is now!

          I do that every breakfast. I’m sure tigger does it too.

          ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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          • JamJ
            Jam
            last edited by Jam

            You expect us to believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

            Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
              last edited by

              @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              How are your quantum programming skills?

              Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

              Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

              Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

              The future is now!

              They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

              Never go full Lithu-
              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
              Wingmann

              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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              • rote7R
                rote7 @Kilemall
                last edited by

                @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                How are your quantum programming skills?

                Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

                Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

                Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

                The future is now!

                They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

                In quantum computing everything is maybe

                fffg

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                • PakoonP
                  Pakoon @Jam
                  last edited by

                  @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  You expect us t believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

                  Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

                  Ok ok, sometimes it takes 40 microseconds.

                  ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                  • tiggerT
                    tigger
                    last edited by

                    Pakoon, here are chairs DALL-E made just for you! They seem flawless.

                    Created by typing “blueprint for a modern chair”.

                    DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.36 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.51 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.56 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.58 - blueprint for a modern chair.png

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                    • tiggerT
                      tigger
                      last edited by

                      Here are some 3d renders: “3d rendering of a modern lounge chair”

                      DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.20 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.29 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.42 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png

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                      • PakoonP
                        Pakoon
                        last edited by

                        Lol

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                        • tiggerT
                          tigger
                          last edited by

                          What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

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                          • PakoonP
                            Pakoon @tigger
                            last edited by

                            @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

                            How about “ghey tasklamp” or “ghey desk lamp”

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                            • tiggerT
                              tigger
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                              I think it doesn’t want me to write anything that can be perceived as offending into it so I’ll drop the ghey (it’s actually not my account that I’m using). Meanwhile, DALL-E has some valid questions about how the hell do you fit an airplane on a treadmill? Seems we didn’t really think this one through.

                              DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.45 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.47 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.51 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.59 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger
                                last edited by

                                DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.40 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.45 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.53 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.55.21 - 3d rendering of a red 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.06 - 3d rendering of a seafoam green scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.50 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.58.01 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger
                                  last edited by

                                  It’s hilariously confused by the joints.

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger
                                    last edited by

                                    Love the last one. Screw this joint, I’ll put it out of the rendering.

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                                    • PakoonP
                                      Pakoon
                                      last edited by

                                      Quite comical :)

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                                      • tiggerT
                                        tigger
                                        last edited by

                                        The first chair though… you could probably make that with strong magnets. It’s going to be somewhat dangerous but could work for an exhibition.

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                                        • PakoonP
                                          Pakoon
                                          last edited by

                                          Try “ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp”

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                                          • tiggerT
                                            tigger
                                            last edited by

                                            Nothing exciting.

                                            DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.00 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.08 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.30.51 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.01 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.35 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 12.31.45 - 3d render of a ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp.png

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