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    • tiggerT
      tigger @Gators1
      last edited by

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      Art is a waste of time. Can you make AI convince millions of morons to buy Lithucoin so our worthless holdings would be worth billions and we could all retire and post more content here?

      You could create all those bored apes in about 10 clicks…
      I’m afraid that’s 2021 though, we need something new for 2022.

      Has someone done a MAGA NFT yet? Seems like that’s the perfect audience, but not sure they are computer literate? Maybe versions of the Apple logo? But then we run into IP problems.

      MAGA NFT sounds great! You just need to sell it on compact disks in kiosks. Doesn’t need to have anything NFT about it.

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
        last edited by

        Screenshot_20220706-085820-464.png

        GTFO

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        • TazzT
          Tazz
          last edited by

          How are your quantum programming skills?

          Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

          Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

          Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

          The future is now!

          GTFO

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          • PakoonP
            Pakoon @Tazz
            last edited by

            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            How are your quantum programming skills?

            Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

            Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

            Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

            The future is now!

            I do that every breakfast. I’m sure tigger does it too.

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            • JamJ
              Jam
              last edited by Jam

              You expect us to believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

              Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

              "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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              • KilemallK
                Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Tazz
                last edited by

                @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                How are your quantum programming skills?

                Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

                Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

                Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

                The future is now!

                They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

                https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                Never go full Lithu-
                Twain

                No editing is gonna save you now-
                Wingmann

                http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                • rote7R
                  rote7 @Kilemall
                  last edited by

                  @Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  How are your quantum programming skills?

                  Matthew Gilligan  /  Jul 4, 2022  /  SCI/TECH

                  Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

                  Quantum Processor Completes 9,000 Years of Work in 36 Microseconds

                  The future is now!

                  They are doing it wrong. Should be yes/no/maybe.

                  In quantum computing everything is maybe

                  fffg

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                  • PakoonP
                    Pakoon @Jam
                    last edited by

                    @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    You expect us t believe that you and tigger do 18,000 man-years of work in 36 microseconds while dividing your concentration in order to eat?

                    Seems at least slightly exaggerated.

                    Ok ok, sometimes it takes 40 microseconds.

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                    • tiggerT
                      tigger
                      last edited by

                      Pakoon, here are chairs DALL-E made just for you! They seem flawless.

                      Created by typing “blueprint for a modern chair”.

                      DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.36 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.51 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.56 - blueprint for a modern chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.12.58 - blueprint for a modern chair.png

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                      • tiggerT
                        tigger
                        last edited by

                        Here are some 3d renders: “3d rendering of a modern lounge chair”

                        DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.20 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.29 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.37.42 - 3d rendering of a modern lounge chair.png

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                        • PakoonP
                          Pakoon
                          last edited by

                          Lol

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                          • tiggerT
                            tigger
                            last edited by

                            What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

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                            • PakoonP
                              Pakoon @tigger
                              last edited by

                              @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              What brilliant design do you want to generate? They are pretty hilarious.

                              How about “ghey tasklamp” or “ghey desk lamp”

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                              • tiggerT
                                tigger
                                last edited by

                                I think it doesn’t want me to write anything that can be perceived as offending into it so I’ll drop the ghey (it’s actually not my account that I’m using). Meanwhile, DALL-E has some valid questions about how the hell do you fit an airplane on a treadmill? Seems we didn’t really think this one through.

                                DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.45 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.47 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.51 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.51.59 - 3d rendering of an airplane on a treadmill.png

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger
                                  last edited by

                                  DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.40 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.45 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.54.53 - 3d rendering of a 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.55.21 - 3d rendering of a red 20th century modern desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.06 - 3d rendering of a seafoam green scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.57.50 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png DALL·E 2022-07-08 11.58.01 - 3d rendering of a torquoise scandinavian desk lamp.png

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger
                                    last edited by

                                    It’s hilariously confused by the joints.

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                                    • tiggerT
                                      tigger
                                      last edited by

                                      Love the last one. Screw this joint, I’ll put it out of the rendering.

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                                      • PakoonP
                                        Pakoon
                                        last edited by

                                        Quite comical :)

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                                        • tiggerT
                                          tigger
                                          last edited by

                                          The first chair though… you could probably make that with strong magnets. It’s going to be somewhat dangerous but could work for an exhibition.

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                                          • PakoonP
                                            Pakoon
                                            last edited by

                                            Try “ultra-modern minimalistic led task lamp”

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