The OFFICIAL programming thread

[A Former User]

@Tazz that doesn’t seem at all ergonomic. I did myself switch to using 3 screens this week (laptop screen + old 24 inch + new 27 inch) and I’m very happy with how much it’s made my work easier.

[Gators1]

I think we should let AI govern us…it can’t be worse than it is now. Either that or freak out and burn anyone who ever worked on developing AI. I will pay a trillion Lithucoin bounty for each head.

Google Engineer on His Sentient AI Claim

[Kilemall]

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Longcode!

[A Former User]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I think we should let AI govern us…it can’t be worse than it is now. Either that or freak out and burn anyone who ever worked on developing AI. I will pay a trillion Lithucoin bounty for each head.

Google Engineer on His Sentient AI Claim

It seems the consensus is that this guy’s claims are bogus. People who know more about it than me say he was fooled by a very powerful/clever chatbot. But I dunno.

In general though, the AI singularity or whatever they call it is probably inevitable. I give it 50/50 odds on whether it will help us or end up enslaving/destroying us but, yeah, we’re not tracking real well managing shit ourselves.

[rote7]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Longcode!

Nope: Long Linux Kernel boot messages

[Kilemall]

@rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Longcode!

Nope: Long Linux Kernel boot messages

I was going to say it reminded me of a card boot deck.

[Tazz]

[Jerraye]

Not sure if this belongs in here, but since we don’t have an OFFICIAL crappy special effects thread, I can drop a gif of my crappy smoke effect in here:

[Kilemall]

@Jerraye said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Not sure if this belongs in here, but since we don’t have an OFFICIAL crappy special effects thread, I can drop a gif of my crappy smoke effect in here:

Highly relevant, many programs pretty much are special effects that do nothing.

If you had added mirrors, pretty much every product demo ever.

[Tazz]

When your code is shit but it still works

[Jerraye]

I managed to make a thing for rotating a thing back and forth.

[Tazz]

@Jerraye that’s very good

[Gators1]

@Jerraye said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I managed to make a thing for rotating a thing back and forth.

I think you are good enough to join the Star Citizen team now!

[Wingmann]

Overqualified, even.

[Jerraye]

Ha! Star Citizen isn’t even worthy of kissing my medieval peasant feet!

[Gators1]

10 Programmer Stereotypes

[Kilemall]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

10 Programmer Stereotypes

Utterly accurate.

[Gators1]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Utterly accurate.

I trust the opinion of the silver beard programmer.

[Kilemall]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Utterly accurate.

I trust the opinion of the silver beard programmer.

Once you go mainframe you can never go back.

[tigger]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Utterly accurate.

I trust the opinion of the silver beard programmer.

Once you go mainframe you can never go back.

Until the first time you write a mapreduce.