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    • JamJ
      Jam @Pakoon
      last edited by

      @pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      When does a joke become a dad joke?

      When it becomes apparent.

      My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up. But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.

      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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      • TazzT
        Tazz
        last edited by Tazz

        This warning was not always true and the word Shareware came to be.

        Cir: 1989
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        GTFO

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        • ?
          A Former User @Tazz
          last edited by A Former User

          @tazz It’s a pity more companies don’t release free demos (similar to shareware) on Steam. I’ve lost track of the number of games that I bought because they had “Overwhelmingly positive” reviews only to discover they sucked ass (maybe just not my taste). I did some research on why demos aren’t more common and the conventional markiting advice is not to do demos because it hurts sales.

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          • tiggerT
            tigger
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            Iirc you can return the games withing X hours for free, no?

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            • WhoofeW
              Whoofe Gold @Tazz
              last edited by

              @tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              This warning was not always true and the word Shareware came to be.

              Cir: 1989
              db8b8a29-e065-46ca-9608-45b8008c45d4-image.png

              not quite the same thing but it made me think of …

              Amazon Women on the Moon - Video Pirates

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              If no set of moral ideas were truer or better than any other, there would be no sense in preferring civilized morality to savage morality, or Christian morality to Nazi morality. In fact, of course, we all do believe that some moralities are better than others . . . . The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard . . . admitting that there is such a thing as a real Right, independent of what people think, and that some people's ideas get nearer to that real Right than others."

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              • ?
                A Former User @tigger
                last edited by A Former User

                @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                Iirc you can return the games withing X hours for free, no?

                Yeah I think Steam’s return policy is pretty generous. Maybe it’s a personality fault,but I don’t like returning stuff (in person or online). Unless it is obviously faulty or falsely advertised then I just wear it. Caveat emptor.

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                • ?
                  A Former User
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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                    last edited by

                    @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                    And thus the sad childhood of another programmer.

                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                    Never go full Lithu-
                    Twain

                    No editing is gonna save you now-
                    Wingmann

                    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

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                    • TazzT
                      Tazz
                      last edited by

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                      GTFO

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                      • rote7R
                        rote7 @A Former User
                        last edited by

                        @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                        (?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])+)])
                        

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                        • ?
                          A Former User @rote7
                          last edited by

                          @rote7 that’s way beyond my regex-fu. I use regex but if the expressions get any longer than about 20 characters I’m usually splitting it up and doing some of it in regular code. Otherwise I can’t maintain it even if I understood it when I first wrote it.

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                          • rote7R
                            rote7 @A Former User
                            last edited by

                            @hog

                            Not my creation. This is the new RFC conform validation regex for email adresses.

                            fffg

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                            • Lob12L
                              Lob12
                              last edited by

                              HAR HAR HAr HaR programmorz

                              [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                              • TazzT
                                Tazz
                                last edited by

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                                GTFO

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by A Former User

                                  The company I work for is multi-national/lingual but IT doesn’t have translators on staff. If it’s a big enough project (like millions) they’ll hire them but otherwise you are supposed to use Google Translate. Russian is one less language I have to worry about since the Ukraine invasion but I was translating about 40 UI texts and messages into Spanish today when I remembered Kennedy’s famous “Ich bin ein berliner” gaffe (and he had the best translation resources available in the State Department.) For all I know my Spanish users will be seeing messages saying something like “Fart loudly before pressing the ice cream”.

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                                  • JerrayeJ
                                    Jerraye @A Former User
                                    last edited by Jerraye

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    The company I work for is multi-national/lingual but IT doesn’t have translators on staff. If it’s a big enough project (like millions) they’ll hire them but otherwise you are supposed to use Google Translate. Thankfully, Russian is one less language I have to worry about since the Ukraine invasion but I was translating about 40 UI texts and messages into Spanish today when I remembered Kennedy’s famous “Ich bin ein berliner” gaffe (and he had the best translation resources available to the State Department.) For all I know my Spanish users will be seeing messages saying something like “Fart loudly before pressing the ice cream”.

                                    Ahem!

                                    https://www.wsj.com/articles/ich-bin-ein-berliner-jfk-got-it-righthe-was-no-jelly-doughnut-11573152244

                                    Edit: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall!


                                    Potat

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @A Former User
                                      last edited by

                                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      The company I work for is multi-national/lingual but IT doesn’t have translators on staff. If it’s a big enough project (like millions) they’ll hire them but otherwise you are supposed to use Google Translate. Thankfully, Russian is one less language I have to worry about since the Ukraine invasion but I was translating about 40 UI texts and messages into Spanish today when I remembered Kennedy’s famous “Ich bin ein berliner” gaffe (and he had the best translation resources available in the State Department.) For all I know my Spanish users will be seeing messages saying something like “Fart loudly before pressing the ice cream”.

                                      I have been trying to get you guys to learn Spanish for many years now, but nobody listened. So enjoy going viral when the media jumps all over the “Rash of farting in public by users of the El Jefe app tied back to Cambodian programmer” story.

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz
                                        last edited by

                                        Internet Explorer is set for discontinuation on June 15, 2022

                                        GTFO

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                                        • JamJ
                                          Jam
                                          last edited by

                                          Wow;time to switch back to Netscape browser.

                                          "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
                                            last edited by

                                            Back in the 90’s I had a friend who bought Netscape in the store for $30 . I asked him why since it was a free download, just follow any link on the webpages. I guess for the $30 he got 24hr tech support.

                                            GTFO

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