The OFFICIAL programming thread
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At least we know how to use paragraphs.
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Why did the picture get arrested?
It got framed.
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What do you call a bear without an ear?
b
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.
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@pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
I am so stealing that one for my quotes.txt.
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I am so asking Putin to nuke Finland now to make it stop!
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@gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
I am so asking Putin to nuke Finland now to make it stop!
Beware of their mobile saunas.
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What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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@pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up. But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
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This warning was not always true and the word Shareware came to be.
Cir: 1989
GTFO
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@tazz It’s a pity more companies don’t release free demos (similar to shareware) on Steam. I’ve lost track of the number of games that I bought because they had “Overwhelmingly positive” reviews only to discover they sucked ass (maybe just not my taste). I did some research on why demos aren’t more common and the conventional markiting advice is not to do demos because it hurts sales.
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Iirc you can return the games withing X hours for free, no?
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@tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
This warning was not always true and the word Shareware came to be.
Cir: 1989
not quite the same thing but it made me think of …
If no set of moral ideas were truer or better than any other, there would be no sense in preferring civilized morality to savage morality, or Christian morality to Nazi morality. In fact, of course, we all do believe that some moralities are better than others . . . . The moment you say that one set of moral ideas can be better than another, you are, in fact, measuring them both by a standard . . . admitting that there is such a thing as a real Right, independent of what people think, and that some people's ideas get nearer to that real Right than others."
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@tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Iirc you can return the games withing X hours for free, no?
Yeah I think Steam’s return policy is pretty generous. Maybe it’s a personality fault,but I don’t like returning stuff (in person or online). Unless it is obviously faulty or falsely advertised then I just wear it. Caveat emptor.
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@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
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@rote7 that’s way beyond my regex-fu. I use regex but if the expressions get any longer than about 20 characters I’m usually splitting it up and doing some of it in regular code. Otherwise I can’t maintain it even if I understood it when I first wrote it.
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