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    • KilemallK
      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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      So in looking this all up, looks like you do user interface work for apps?

      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

      Never go full Lithu-
      Twain

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      Wingmann

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      • ?
        A Former User @Kilemall
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        @kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        So in looking this all up, looks like you do user interface work for apps?

        Me? Yeah, but for work I do javascript / web front end work. Well, full stack (front end and back end) as often as not.

        But this is just a throwaway personal project that I’m using Gtk for. And yeah, Gtk is a Ui widget library. Gommonly used in Gnome (Ubuntu’s standard desktop environment) but also in other stand alone applications.

        What I’m actually building is my own task bar and application menu. I forget what the windows terminology is but it’s the bar along the bottom with the start button, the currently running apps and the notifications and clock on theright. Plus the Start menu.

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent
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          When it’s web, you gotta attach what the website/UI presentation is doing with the underlying app and ultimately database one way or another. You could probably MAKE the website or thick client BE the app, but boy I’m not keen on exposing everything on the user device.

          Someday when the product goes EOL and it doesn’t matter, I’ll have to explain how one product I was admin of worked. I think you would find it horrifying and elegant at the same time.

          https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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          • TazzT
            Tazz
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            GTFO

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              Not sure if this belongs here but anyway: Tigger was right! Analog > Digital.

              Future Computers Will Be Radically Different (Analog Computing)
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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                You are dead to me!

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                • WingmannW
                  Wingmann Gold
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                  You mean that he is <.5 or he would be >.5 and be 93 to 98% alive.

                  -= Ez dut galduko itxaropena =-

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                    last edited by Kilemall

                    @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    Not sure if this belongs here but anyway: Tigger was right! Analog > Digital.

                    Future Computers Will Be Radically Different (Analog Computing)

                    In Traveller Robots, the brains have mixes of linear, parallel and/or synaptic CPUs. This was pretty good stuff given that the ruleset was written in 1986 and parallel computers were mostly in the lab.

                    Traveller Book 8: Robots - Wikipedia

                    Traveller Book 8: Robots - Wikipedia

                    One of the big limits of the robots in the ruleset is that synaptic processors at ‘too high’ percentage where the software and error checking occurs makes robots go crazy. You want more of them, but you don’t want the robot driving your vehicle or operating on a human to lose their marbles.

                    Kind of shows it’s age though, just designing a vehicle mounted robot brain to drive a car and nothing else is something like Cr30000.

                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
                      last edited by

                      Isn’t there a Traveller thread so we don’t have to listen to this crap in other threads?

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                      • JamJ
                        Jam @Gators1
                        last edited by

                        @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Isn’t there a Traveller thread so we don’t have to listen to this crap in other threads?

                        Fucking double “L” in Traveller.

                        I hate that almost as much as I hate the term “pregnant people” and “we’re at the mercy of the computer!”

                        No, tigger; just kidding. ;-)

                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1 @Jam
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                          @jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Isn’t there a Traveller thread so we don’t have to listen to this crap in other threads?

                          Fucking double “L” in Traveller.

                          I hate that almost as much as I hate the term “pregnant people” and “we’re at the mercy of the computer!”

                          No, tigger; just kidding. ;-)

                          Congratulations on your pregnancy. Do you know if it’s a boy or girl yet? I posted some gender reveal ideas in the random thread.

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
                              last edited by

                              Why Hog is a fraud…

                              How to "Google It" like a Senior Software Engineer

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Why Hog is a fraud…

                                How to "Google It" like a Senior Software Engineer

                                I’m fucked if work ever look at my search history. Because I switch programming languages all the time, I forget really basic shit all the time or, rather, get the syntax confused between languages.

                                Yesterday my IDE was showing an error against an else if clause so I tried elif and elseif but it didn’t work. So I googled how to do an if statement in JavaScript. It’s probably the first thing any programmer learns after declaring variables so my employer would be rightfully wondering why the fuck they are paying me so much if I had to google it. (Turns out else if was correct and the error was from something else. )

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12
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                                  I’m also fucked if work ever looks at my search history, but for other reasons. Ahem.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1 @A Former User
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                                    @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    Why Hog is a fraud…

                                    How to "Google It" like a Senior Software Engineer

                                    I’m fucked if work ever look at my search history. Because I switch programming languages all the time, I forget really basic shit all the time or, rather, get the syntax confused between languages.

                                    Yesterday my IDE was showing an error against an else if clause so I tried elif and elseif but it didn’t work. So I googled how to do an if statement in JavaScript. It’s probably the first thing any programmer learns after declaring variables so my employer would be rightfully wondering why the fuck they are paying me so much if I had to google it. (Turns out else if was correct and the error was from something else. )

                                    I still google shit in SQL because I forget the syntax if I don’t use it for a few months. Been doing some Python shit and that’s burning my brain and bandwidth because I have been hitting every python site and video ever made. Have not coded to any great degree in years and feel like a retard trying to learn it now. Python has some really cool data tools though and if I use those I don’t have to work with an actual retard who manages our BI application.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @Lob12
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                                      @lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      I’m also fucked if work ever looks at my search history, but for other reasons. Ahem.

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                                      You’re welcome.

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                                      • JamJ
                                        Jam
                                        last edited by Jam

                                        I’m not clicking on that link unless I’m on a VPN or using the Onion.

                                        And even then, I’m more concerned than curious., lol.

                                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                        • rote7R
                                          rote7 @Gators1
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                                          @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          Why Hog is a fraud…

                                          How to "Google It" like a Senior Software Engineer

                                          I’m fucked if work ever look at my search history. Because I switch programming languages all the time, I forget really basic shit all the time or, rather, get the syntax confused between languages.

                                          Yesterday my IDE was showing an error against an else if clause so I tried elif and elseif but it didn’t work. So I googled how to do an if statement in JavaScript. It’s probably the first thing any programmer learns after declaring variables so my employer would be rightfully wondering why the fuck they are paying me so much if I had to google it. (Turns out else if was correct and the error was from something else. )

                                          Been doing some Python shit and that’s burning my brain and bandwidth because I have been hitting every python site and video ever made. Have not coded to any great degree in years and feel like a retard trying to learn it now.

                                          That’s a complimentary gift that comes with every new programming language you learn. And it keeps on giving.

                                          Python has some really cool data tools though and if I use those I don’t have to work with an actual retard who manages our BI application.

                                          How about a “Go away or I will replace you with a very small python script.” sticker for your work laptop?

                                          fffg

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                                          • TazzT
                                            Tazz
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                                            GTFO

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