The OFFICIAL programming thread

I feel bad now. Good story though.

Gators1

Hack the planet!

Tazz

Ok who was it??

Rick Moran / Feb 3, 2022

Lone U.S. Hacker Brings Down Entire North Korean Internet – Twice

A lone U.S. hacker who goes by the handle “P4x” is claiming responsibility for shutting

Jam

@gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Pretty cool story…

How I hacked a hardware crypto wallet and recovered $2 million

I don’t want to watch the video.

So . . .

Is it relatively easy for a smart person to steal a crypto wallet or not?

Gators1

Maybe

Jam

@gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Maybe

I had to scan-watch the video you bastage!

So The Kingpin succeeded, but Trezor would have you believe “not next time, buddy.”

The rest is fair enough but why even mention “This attack requires full physical access to the device” like that in any way mitigates it?

Today I’m proud to announce the Hog Wallet:

You write your private key on a piece of paper, fold it over twice and stick it in your pocket. My system is impenetrable in normal operation. Any attack requires full physical access to the device.

Gators1

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

The rest is fair enough but why even mention “This attack requires full physical access to the device” like that in any way mitigates it?

Today I’m proud to announce the Hog Wallet:

You write your private key on a piece of paper, fold it over twice and stick it in your pocket. My system is impenetrable in normal operation. Any attack requires full physical access to the device.

I want one! If someone picks my pocket and uses the paper to steal my Lithucoins then I will be left immensely richer!

Stu

@tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Ok who was it??

Rick Moran / Feb 3, 2022

Lone U.S. Hacker Brings Down Entire North Korean Internet – Twice

A lone U.S. hacker who goes by the handle “P4x” is claiming responsibility for shutting

Tens of people were angered!

Gators1

Isnt this website run on NginX too? Maybe its North Korea knocking LOT offline all the time? How do we stop this commie menace?

Jam

Did WWIIOL go down at the same time?

Kilemall

@stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Ok who was it??

Rick Moran / Feb 3, 2022

Lone U.S. Hacker Brings Down Entire North Korean Internet – Twice

A lone U.S. hacker who goes by the handle “P4x” is claiming responsibility for shutting

Tens of people were angered!

That’s enough to get whole industries that cave into tens of people.

Okay, I just created a variable called toBeOrNotToBe and I’m feeling rather pleased with myself.

// Validate is array / not array
const expectArray = kind === PROPERTY_ARRAY;
const isArray = Array.isArray(property);
if (expectArray !== isArray) {
    const toBeOrNotToBe = expectArray ? 'to be' : 'not to be';
    throw new Error(`Expected '${joined}' property ${toBeOrNotToBe} array.`);
}

I haven’t run the above code yet (it’s part of a bigger module) so it might be buggy.

Pakoon

Get thee to a nunnery!!!111

Kilemall

@pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Get thee to a nunnery!!!111

Woudn’t that be a nunarray?

Whoofe

@kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@stu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Ok who was it??

Rick Moran / Feb 3, 2022

Lone U.S. Hacker Brings Down Entire North Korean Internet – Twice

A lone U.S. hacker who goes by the handle “P4x” is claiming responsibility for shutting

Tens of people were angered!

That’s enough to get whole industries that cave into tens of people.