The OFFICIAL programming thread

Gators1

You have erectile dysfunction? Damn that sucks.

Given his user name, I really want to reply:

Now listen cunt, I don’t know how you think you can see my screen but it definitely isn’t visible.

Pakoon

Chris Kubecka 🇵🇷🇨🇿🇳🇱 🇺🇦 secevangelism bsky on Twitter

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Given his user name, I really want to reply:

Now listen cunt, I don’t know how you think you can see my screen but it definitely isn’t visible.

Well that was a weird turn around.

I was frustrated with the low value response (“hur, I don’t even use your operating system but I can see the caret on my screen so you must be able to, dur”. And I didn’t have much hope of the issue being seen by anyone who knew anything since there are 5K open issues on their github. I’ve got a day job now and I have enough frustration there so I wrote a polite, if slightly pissy reply, and closed the issue. About an hour later the original author of Godot reopened my issue himself, diagnosed the problem and suggested some things to try which confirmed the cause and gave me a workaround.

It’s the alpha release of their new 4.0 version and I don’t have to use it but it’s gratifying that they responded.

Javascript is 26 years old now. It has long stopped being the new kid on the block and it never bore even the slightest resemblance to Java. Can they stop fucking doing this please?

Kilemall

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Javascript is 26 years old now. It has long stopped being the new kid on the block and it never bore even the slightest resemblance to Java. Can they stop fucking doing this please?

This is what you get when you use Bing.

Gators1

@kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Javascript is 26 years old now. It has long stopped being the new kid on the block and it never bore even the slightest resemblance to Java. Can they stop fucking doing this please?

This is what you get when you use Bing.

My vaccine scar hurt when I read this post.

@kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

This is what you get when you use Bing.

Fair call I guess but it’s happened literally hundreds if not thousands of times for me using Google in past years.

Edit: just tried it in google and no Java hits so they’ve fixed it. Duck Duck Go gives me a Java hit as the third result.

Tazz

Elliptic Curve Cryptography Overview

I ported some python code to javascript once that used ECC. I understood it better after the exercise than before but I’m still not 100% up on it. It’s interesting stuff though and heavily used in Bitcoin etc.

Gators1

Pretty cool story…

How I hacked a hardware crypto wallet and recovered $2 million

@gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Pretty cool story…

How I hacked a hardware crypto wallet and recovered $2 million

I’m only 6 minutes in so don’t spoil it for me but he just said this:

My friend forgot the password. The irony is is that he’s a poker player with a photographic memory. He remembers everything, cards, license plate numbers etc but he forgot this password.

I’m thinking, yeah right. Your “friend” is a degenerate gambler who has sold the coins chasing losses at a casino and “forgetting” the password is the way he doesn’ have to own up to it.

Maybe I’m too harsh and cynical but that’s what it smells like to me. I’ll keep watching and find out.

I feel bad now. Good story though.

Gators1

Hack the planet!

Tazz

Ok who was it??

Rick Moran / Feb 3, 2022

Lone U.S. Hacker Brings Down Entire North Korean Internet – Twice

A lone U.S. hacker who goes by the handle “P4x” is claiming responsibility for shutting

Jam

@gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Pretty cool story…

How I hacked a hardware crypto wallet and recovered $2 million

I don’t want to watch the video.

So . . .

Is it relatively easy for a smart person to steal a crypto wallet or not?

Gators1

Maybe

Jam

@gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Maybe

I had to scan-watch the video you bastage!

So The Kingpin succeeded, but Trezor would have you believe “not next time, buddy.”

The rest is fair enough but why even mention “This attack requires full physical access to the device” like that in any way mitigates it?

Today I’m proud to announce the Hog Wallet:

You write your private key on a piece of paper, fold it over twice and stick it in your pocket. My system is impenetrable in normal operation. Any attack requires full physical access to the device.

Gators1

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

The rest is fair enough but why even mention “This attack requires full physical access to the device” like that in any way mitigates it?

Today I’m proud to announce the Hog Wallet:

You write your private key on a piece of paper, fold it over twice and stick it in your pocket. My system is impenetrable in normal operation. Any attack requires full physical access to the device.

I want one! If someone picks my pocket and uses the paper to steal my Lithucoins then I will be left immensely richer!