The OFFICIAL programming thread

[Gators1]

@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

How many FPS?

Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.

What about Star Citizen? Would it get released in my lifetime if they used quantum computers for development??

[Pakoon]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

How many FPS?

Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.

What about Star Citizen? Would it get released in my lifetime if they used quantum computers for development??

Not with Bob at the helm.

[oyaji]

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

How many FPS?

Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.

What about Star Citizen? Would it get released in my lifetime if they used quantum computers for development??

If Chris Roberts was to suddenly die somehow, Star Citizen’s release might soon follow.

[Gustaf]

Get him near a window and I’ll send in Pakoon!

[Pakoon]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Get him near a window and I’ll send in Pakoon!

In Soviet Russia, windows come to you.

[Gators1]

Dec 15, 2024

Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word

Working for a startup is supposed to end with getting rich overnight, but not like this

[Gustaf]

That same thing happened to the staff at InnoTech.

[Pakoon]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

That same thing happened to the staff at InnoTech.

Did you mean Initech?

[Gustaf]

Probably

[rote7]

As long as Python relies on the Global Interpreter Lock I refuse to use threads.

- YouTube

Back to the old forking Master Slave solution it is.

[Gustaf]

Wait, we can own slaves again??? I call dibs on Lithu!

[Gators1]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Wait, we can own slaves again??? I call dibs on Lithu!

Why would you want a lazy Mexican for a slave?

[Gustaf]

I’ve never met a lazy Mexican. Shoot the guy who does our yard has 450+ yards he handles!

[Jam]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I’ve never met a lazy Mexican. Shoot the guy who does our yard has 450+ yards he handles!

Is that square yards?

That’s a tiny place. ’

He must be lazy!

[Gators1]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I’ve never met a lazy Mexican. Shoot the guy who does our yard has 450+ yards he handles!

I think that was some racis trope from the boomer generation. Maybe has something to do with siestas? The libtards took Speedy Gonzales off the air because of that portrayal but turned out the Mexican people actually loved Speedy.

[Gustaf]

When will these damn boomers just die already???

[Kilemall]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

When will these damn boomers just die already???

Turns out the vaccines they gave us during to 60s were actually vampire serum. We’re never dying!!!

[rote7]

Everything you always wanted to know about exception handling,

C++ Exceptions for Smaller Firmware - Khalil Estell - CppCon 2024

[Gustaf]

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

When will these damn boomers just die already???

Turns out the vaccines they gave us during to 60s were actually vampire serum. We’re never dying!!!

And like a vampire you’ll be sucking the blood of the greater economy forever!

[Kilemall]

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

When will these damn boomers just die already???

Turns out the vaccines they gave us during to 60s were actually vampire serum. We’re never dying!!!

And like a vampire you’ll be sucking the blood of the greater economy forever!

Come and get me Van Helsuck!