The OFFICIAL programming thread
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Is that a Banksy?
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@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
If ever a picture (or a “jiff”) said a thousand words (or lines of code), surely it’s this:
Was looking at alternative procedural level generation methods and found the above during an image search (I often use image search to find code since you can see what the final result looks like). Anyway, the above approach isn’t something I’ll probably adopt but I love the outside the box thinking. Would never have occurred to me to do it that way.
Edit: source
Reminds me of the Andromeda Strain.
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How many FPS?
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
How many FPS?
Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.
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@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
How many FPS?
Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.
What about Star Citizen? Would it get released in my lifetime if they used quantum computers for development??
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
How many FPS?
Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.
What about Star Citizen? Would it get released in my lifetime if they used quantum computers for development??
Not with Bob at the helm.
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@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
How many FPS?
Three, but it can program a new Crysis game and a few DLCs in seconds.
What about Star Citizen? Would it get released in my lifetime if they used quantum computers for development??
If Chris Roberts was to suddenly die somehow, Star Citizen’s release might soon follow.
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Get him near a window and I’ll send in Pakoon!
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@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Get him near a window and I’ll send in Pakoon!
In Soviet Russia, windows come to you.
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Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word
Working for a startup is supposed to end with getting rich overnight, but not like this
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That same thing happened to the staff at InnoTech.
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@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
That same thing happened to the staff at InnoTech.
Did you mean Initech?
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Probably
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As long as Python relies on the Global Interpreter Lock I refuse to use threads.
Back to the old forking Master Slave solution it is.
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Wait, we can own slaves again??? I call dibs on Lithu!
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@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
Wait, we can own slaves again??? I call dibs on Lithu!
Why would you want a lazy Mexican for a slave?
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I’ve never met a lazy Mexican. Shoot the guy who does our yard has 450+ yards he handles!
"Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz
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@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
I’ve never met a lazy Mexican. Shoot the guy who does our yard has 450+ yards he handles!
Is that square yards?
That’s a tiny place. ’
He must be lazy!
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@Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
I’ve never met a lazy Mexican. Shoot the guy who does our yard has 450+ yards he handles!
I think that was some racis trope from the boomer generation. Maybe has something to do with siestas? The libtards took Speedy Gonzales off the air because of that portrayal but turned out the Mexican people actually loved Speedy.
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