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    • ?
      A Former User
      last edited by A Former User

      FFS:

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      I’ve been creating code around JWT tokens since maybe 2016 and I’ve never once heard that it was pronounced “jot”. Who are the terrorists that keep naming shit like this?

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      • GustafG
        Gustaf
        last edited by

        They should be called JRR

        "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
          last edited by Kilemall

          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          FFS:

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          I’ve been creating code around JWT tokens since maybe 2016 and I’ve never once heard that it was pronounced “jot”. Who are the terrorists that keep naming shit like this?

          CICS, a major IBM user package from way back, is normally pronounced by saying the acronym letters, but the old school guys say kicks.

          Be prepared to read up on a living dinosaur or shark from ancient times still out there. Wiki even has the pronunciation entry.

          CICS - Wikipedia

          CICS - Wikipedia

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          • PakoonP
            Pakoon
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            Do the old-school guys get their CICS on router sixty-six?

            ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Pakoon
              last edited by Kilemall

              @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              Do the old-school guys get their CICS on router sixty-six?

              Yes. Although talking to routers is more a VTAM/Telnet server- TCPIP running under an onboard UNIX VM thing.

              Ya VTAM thinks it’s 1983 with proprietary IBM datacomm and they just basically made an onboard UNIX server and ported in all the UNIX stuff. I call it fooling grandpa.

              Virtual Telecommunications Access Method - Wikipedia

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              • GustafG
                Gustaf
                last edited by

                It’s good we keep the nerdiness combined to this thread so it doesn’t infect the others.

                "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                • KilemallK
                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gustaf
                  last edited by

                  @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  It’s good we keep the nerdiness combined to this thread so it doesn’t infect the others.

                  Say that’s wrong. Thanks Gustaf, it’s like you’re ringing the dinner bell for all those delicious threads to nerdify!!!

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                  • GustafG
                    Gustaf
                    last edited by

                    Thank god I’m here to hip this place up.

                    "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                    • JamJ
                      Jam @Gustaf
                      last edited by Jam

                      @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      Thank god I’m here to hip this place up.

                      I think you mistakenly hit the “h” key instead of the “t” and the “r” which are diagonally just above and to your left on your keyboard.

                      Be a bit more careful in future please, or you’ll end up editing as often as i do!

                      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                      • ?
                        A Former User
                        last edited by

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                          last edited by

                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                          I love kill commands. I really do.

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                          • ?
                            A Former User @Kilemall
                            last edited by A Former User

                            @Kilemall I’m guessing you’ve got a script called killemall that does what its name says.

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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                              last edited by

                              @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Kilemall I’m guessing you’ve got a script called killemall that does what its name says.

                              No but plenty of auto kill scripts built into too long running jobs.

                              Not the same thrill as manual kill.

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @A Former User
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                                @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                That’s all fine to have violent references, but what’s really bad is to call the controlling process “master”.

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                                • KilemallK
                                  Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                  That’s all fine to have violent references, but what’s really bad is to call the controlling process “master”.

                                  One of my skill sets is console commands for MCP, master control program. Not the TRON one, the real one for Burroughs.

                                  Burroughs MCP - Wikipedia

                                  The virtualization might have happened because of me, as I mentioned the possibility of that to a Burroughs instructor who had a direct line to the system devs.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    Racis!

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      Racis!

                                      Computers don’t care about race! But they do respond to people who know commands!

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1
                                        last edited by

                                        Facist!

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                                        • KilemallK
                                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                          last edited by

                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          Facist!

                                          Isn’t that Lithu and his face punching?

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            Top G Andrew Tate penetrated by LGBT hackers

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