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    • GustafG
      Gustaf
      last edited by

      The real question is, “How long until ultra realistic bisexual female sex robots are affordable?”

      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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      • ?
        A Former User
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        “More than a quarter of all new code at Google is generated by AI, then reviewed and accepted by engineers,” CEO Sundar Pichai said on the company’s third quarter 2024 earnings call.

        Jay Peters  /  Oct 29, 2024  /  google

        More than a quarter of new code at Google is generated by AI

        More than a quarter of new code at Google is generated by AI

        The company had a strong quarter thanks in large part to AI.

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
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          No wonder searches suck anymore.

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          • tiggerT
            tigger
            last edited by

            If you write
            “if (Doe”
            and you get an AI™ auto complete to:
            “if (DoesCamelCaseCamelHaveManyHumps) {”
            80% of your code as been written by AI.

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            • rote7R
              rote7 @tigger
              last edited by

              @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

              If you write
              “if (Doe”
              and you get an AI™ auto complete to:
              “if (DoesCamelCaseCamelHaveManyHumps) {”
              80% of your code as been written by AI.

              I prefer doesCamelCaseCamelHaveManyHumps. Makes it easier to read and pleases the eye.

              As for does_camel_case_camel_have_many_humps, that clearly is a waste of screen estate and storage space.

              Also, spaces > tabs.

              fffg

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              • ?
                A Former User
                last edited by A Former User

                FFS:

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                I’ve been creating code around JWT tokens since maybe 2016 and I’ve never once heard that it was pronounced “jot”. Who are the terrorists that keep naming shit like this?

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                • GustafG
                  Gustaf
                  last edited by

                  They should be called JRR

                  "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                  • KilemallK
                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                    last edited by Kilemall

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    FFS:

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                    I’ve been creating code around JWT tokens since maybe 2016 and I’ve never once heard that it was pronounced “jot”. Who are the terrorists that keep naming shit like this?

                    CICS, a major IBM user package from way back, is normally pronounced by saying the acronym letters, but the old school guys say kicks.

                    Be prepared to read up on a living dinosaur or shark from ancient times still out there. Wiki even has the pronunciation entry.

                    CICS - Wikipedia

                    CICS - Wikipedia

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                    • PakoonP
                      Pakoon
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                      Do the old-school guys get their CICS on router sixty-six?

                      ♙♙♙ Michael Waltz added you to the group.

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Pakoon
                        last edited by Kilemall

                        @Pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Do the old-school guys get their CICS on router sixty-six?

                        Yes. Although talking to routers is more a VTAM/Telnet server- TCPIP running under an onboard UNIX VM thing.

                        Ya VTAM thinks it’s 1983 with proprietary IBM datacomm and they just basically made an onboard UNIX server and ported in all the UNIX stuff. I call it fooling grandpa.

                        Virtual Telecommunications Access Method - Wikipedia

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                        • GustafG
                          Gustaf
                          last edited by

                          It’s good we keep the nerdiness combined to this thread so it doesn’t infect the others.

                          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gustaf
                            last edited by

                            @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            It’s good we keep the nerdiness combined to this thread so it doesn’t infect the others.

                            Say that’s wrong. Thanks Gustaf, it’s like you’re ringing the dinner bell for all those delicious threads to nerdify!!!

                            https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                            • GustafG
                              Gustaf
                              last edited by

                              Thank god I’m here to hip this place up.

                              "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                              • JamJ
                                Jam @Gustaf
                                last edited by Jam

                                @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Thank god I’m here to hip this place up.

                                I think you mistakenly hit the “h” key instead of the “t” and the “r” which are diagonally just above and to your left on your keyboard.

                                Be a bit more careful in future please, or you’ll end up editing as often as i do!

                                "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                • ?
                                  A Former User
                                  last edited by

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                                  • KilemallK
                                    Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                    last edited by

                                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                    I love kill commands. I really do.

                                    https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User @Kilemall
                                      last edited by A Former User

                                      @Kilemall I’m guessing you’ve got a script called killemall that does what its name says.

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                                      • KilemallK
                                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                                        last edited by

                                        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Kilemall I’m guessing you’ve got a script called killemall that does what its name says.

                                        No but plenty of auto kill scripts built into too long running jobs.

                                        Not the same thrill as manual kill.

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1 @A Former User
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                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                          That’s all fine to have violent references, but what’s really bad is to call the controlling process “master”.

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                                          • KilemallK
                                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                            last edited by

                                            @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                                            That’s all fine to have violent references, but what’s really bad is to call the controlling process “master”.

                                            One of my skill sets is console commands for MCP, master control program. Not the TRON one, the real one for Burroughs.

                                            Burroughs MCP - Wikipedia

                                            The virtualization might have happened because of me, as I mentioned the possibility of that to a Burroughs instructor who had a direct line to the system devs.

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