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      A Former User
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      Well, I’ve set up my OnlyFans. Now where’s my money?

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        Gustaf @A Former User
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        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        Well, I’ve set up my OnlyFans. Now where’s my money?

        Ain’t nobody paying to see no hobbit feet!

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          A Former User @Gustaf
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          @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

          Well, I’ve set up my OnlyFans. Now where’s my money?

          Ain’t nobody paying to see no hobbit feet!

          I bet you’re wrong but I’m too afraid to google it.

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          • GustafG
            Gustaf
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            Incognito mode my friend

            "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              But what if what I see changes me?

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              • GustafG
                Gustaf
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                Then it was meant to be. Hobbitsexual may be your thing. Embrace it.

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                  tigger @A Former User
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                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                  Well, I’ve set up my OnlyFans. Now where’s my money?

                  Imagine you did and the money started pouring in. Would you be happy or completely freaked out?

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                  • ?
                    A Former User @tigger
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                    @tigger Definitely freaked out. As much as my attention whoring here suggests otherwise, I’m very reserved IRL.

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                      Gators1
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                      @Poo, I don’t know if I can explain it right, but do you ever hear Indians presenting and they have this habit of speeding up and their voice gets higher as they approach “the”, then there is a dramatic pause, then the last word. So like “then you complete the installation of THE…database.” Been hearing it a lot lately and it’s annoying.

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                        A Former User @Gators1
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                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Poo, I don’t know if I can explain it right, but do you ever hear Indians presenting and they have this habit of speeding up and their voice gets higher as they approach “the”, then there is a dramatic pause, then the last word. So like “then you complete the installation of THE…database.” Been hearing it a lot lately and it’s annoying.

                        I don’t recognize it from your description but I might if I heard it. We get all sorts and some are completely unintelligble to a western ear. The worst are the ones speaking a very distinctive Indian version of English but at 500 words a minute. I’ve had to ask others via DM if they knew what they were saying sometimes. Thankfully they’re rare.

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                          tigger @Gators1
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                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          @Poo, I don’t know if I can explain it right, but do you ever hear Indians presenting and they have this habit of speeding up and their voice gets higher as they approach “the”, then there is a dramatic pause, then the last word. So like “then you complete the installation of THE…database.” Been hearing it a lot lately and it’s annoying.

                          Hm, not really. Maybe I will.

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                            Maybe it’s regional to a city where these guys are based or some new fad with presenting or something. I don’t remember hearing it before, but have heard it from several people in the last year. The 500 words per minute ones are the worst though, especially when you need a quick summary of the some tech thing and the only video you can find is made by one of them.

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                              You want a quick summary and they are giving you 500 words per minute! There’s just no pleasing some people!

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                                I’m not sure what to say about this…

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                                  Gators1
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                                  @Hog this is that Indian speech pattern I was ranting about. Emphasize “the”, then pause then whatever in a deeper tone.

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
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                                    Interesting. I recognize the tone change but the pause is pretty exaggerated and I can’t say I’ve noticed it before.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1
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                                      Been hearing it a lot recently from offshore people. Maybe its an Indian Gen Z thing?

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                                        oyaji @Gustaf
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                                        @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        Incognito mode my friend

                                        is there some benefit from hiding your search history from yourself?

                                        © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                                          A Former User
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                                          Spotted this today in one the IDEs I regularly use for work:

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                                          As near as I can find out, tab autocomplete has been a feature of IDEs since the late 90s / early 2000s. I guess now that it’s powered by an “AI Core Assistant” it’s awesome or something and worthy of more money.

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                                            Gators1
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                                            I think it’s more like every software company has to incorporate “AI” in their products these days or customers will think it’s obsolete shit. I keep getting that from the sales assholes calling me to sell data platforms. All they want to talk about is their new AI and I am like “Dude, I am not a guilable CXX. I need your platform to do what similar platforms did before #AI started trending.”

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