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    • GustafG
      Gustaf
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      Cuz you spend so much time on walkabout?

      "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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      • ?
        A Former User
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        First I thought this guy’s command of English wasn’t so good so I asked a follow up question to confirm what he meant. Then I discovered he’s actually a master troll:

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        a man in a suit says well played brother in purple letters

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        • GustafG
          Gustaf
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          Nobody talks to our Hog that way! How do we get in this chat?!!

          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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            Blanks @Gustaf
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            @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            Nobody talks to our Hog that way! How do we get in this chat?!!

            Yes

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              I really like JavaScript so it’s kind of annoying to read people constantly shitting on the language but this is a new low:

              There is a serious point, though, which I started to glimpse at PyCon: that the values and assumptions contained in programming languages inform the software that’s written with them and change the world accordingly. By the time I’d learned that Brendan Eich, author of JavaScript, is an anti-vaxxer and was a supporter of a campaign to have same-sex marriage nixed in California, I wasn’t surprised.

              Brendan Eich is an asshole and therefore assholishness is built into the language?

              Ignoring the above nonsense, ordinarily, I’d figure my liking JavaScript must be a reflection of some deficiency on my part given so many people seem to hate it. But then I really like Python and Rust too so I think the JavaScript haters are either noobs or just repeating shit they’ve read endlessly for internet points.

              (JavaScript has its ugly bits but then so does Python, Rust and every other language I’ve learned - you make yourself aware of them and code around them.)

              Aug 31, 2024  /  Technology

              I learned the language of computer programming in my 50s – here’s what I discovered

              I learned the language of computer programming in my 50s – here’s what I discovered

              A writer with no technical background recounts his incredible journey into the realm of coding and its lessons about the modern world

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
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                • ?
                  A Former User
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                  I remember when XML was the new fad around the turn of the century.

                  It’s given me immense satisfaction to see XML gradually but steadily being replaced with JSON. Talk about an IT industry misstep.

                  Edit: I should qualify that I hate XML as a general data format. It’s barely readable by human or machine (try writing an XML parser). There are some use cases where it is useful.

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1
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                    Here you go Hog, for when your employer says they can replace you with AI.

                    https://devops.com/study-finds-no-devops-productivity-gains-from-generative-ai/amp/

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                    • KilemallK
                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @A Former User
                      last edited by

                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      I remember when XML was the new fad around the turn of the century.

                      It’s given me immense satisfaction to see XML gradually but steadily being replaced with JSON. Talk about an IT industry misstep.

                      Edit: I should qualify that I hate XML as a general data format. It’s barely readable by human or machine (try writing an XML parser). There are some use cases where it is useful.

                      What do you think of SGML, HTMLs daddy?

                      Standard Generalized Markup Language - Wikipedia

                      Standard Generalized Markup Language - Wikipedia

                      https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                      Never go full Lithu-
                      Twain

                      No editing is gonna save you now-
                      Wingmann

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                      • KilemallK
                        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
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                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        Here you go Hog, for when your employer says they can replace you with AI.

                        https://devops.com/study-finds-no-devops-productivity-gains-from-generative-ai/amp/

                        Basically Microsoft Bob/Clippy.

                        You should shudder if you hear the words “I am from Microsoft and I am here to help you.”

                        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

                        Never go full Lithu-
                        Twain

                        No editing is gonna save you now-
                        Wingmann

                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

                        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          GPT is useful to me as faster than Googling some shit, but it’s not doing my job.

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            A quarter million people signed up to learn OOP from her. OOP must be super interesting.

                            Encapsulation explained (C# OOP - Practical Programming Tutorial) - part 4

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                            • GustafG
                              Gustaf @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              A quarter million people signed up to learn OOP from her. OOP must be super interesting.

                              Encapsulation explained (C# OOP - Practical Programming Tutorial) - part 4

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                              "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @Gators1
                                last edited by A Former User

                                @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                OOP must be super interesting.

                                It was on the nose for a while but I like it. The problem is the way some programmers torture the rest of us with their shitty abstractions. Deep inheritance hierarchies can be hard to work with but “favor composition over inheritance” and usually you’re fine.

                                I like functional programming too though so I make a crappy evangelist for any side of the usual flame wars.

                                Spaces > tabs.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @A Former User
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                                  @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  OOP must be super interesting.

                                  It was on the nose for a while but I like it. The problem is the way other programmers torture the rest of us with their shitty abstractions. Deep inheritance hierarchies are can be hard to work with but “favor composition over inheritance” and it’s fine.

                                  I like functional programming too though so I make a crappy evangelist for any side of the usual flame wars.

                                  Spaces > tabs.

                                  Actually my post failed because fucking embedding doesn’t work on this shit forum. I think the popularity in learning OOP has more to do with her thumbnails.

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                                    Blanks
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                                    Looks like I’m going to be learning some OOP!

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User @Gators1
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                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      OOP must be super interesting.

                                      It was on the nose for a while but I like it. The problem is the way other programmers torture the rest of us with their shitty abstractions. Deep inheritance hierarchies are can be hard to work with but “favor composition over inheritance” and it’s fine.

                                      I like functional programming too though so I make a crappy evangelist for any side of the usual flame wars.

                                      Spaces > tabs.

                                      Actually my post failed because fucking embedding doesn’t work on this shit forum. I think the popularity in learning OOP has more to do with her thumbnails.

                                      fd54d9e0-26b3-48e5-9765-eabd0f5e0bf9-image.png

                                      I wondered about that because I watched a couple of seconds of the specific vid you linked and it looked like plain woman in modest clothing. Those thumbnails are lol though.

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                                      • ?
                                        A Former User
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                                        I was also skeptical that a 10 minute vid could teach you to earn 20k/month as a developer until I saw it laid out like that:

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1
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                                          Unfortunately we don’t have the prerequisites for that.

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                                          • Gators1G
                                            Gators1
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                                            Encapsulation is a topic that has always interested me.

                                            C++ OOP - What is encapsulation in programming?

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