The OFFICIAL programming thread
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I don’t see how that would be helpful. Just having female colleagues I wanted to bang used to screw with my productivity (focus etc).
Edit: and I’m talking about the ones I didn’t end up banging. The ones I did were a whole other level of distraction.
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@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
I don’t see how that would be helpful. Just having female colleges I wanted to bang used to screw with my productivity (focus etc).
I assume you mean colleagues. Banging a whole women’s college is a worthy goal.
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@Kilemall yeah I’m on my phone so my ohhtee browsing while I eat lunch doesn’t go through work’s VPN.
Fixed now
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I liked the pre-edit version better.
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I’m just going to fire all the unproductive boomers
Which is 90% of them
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@Zeppelin Invite them in here.
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@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Zeppelin Invite them in here.
They all use jitterbug phones
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@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Zeppelin needs to try this at work
It’s the slow and careful drag that gets me…
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@tigger It requires perfect aim and timing. :)

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@Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
@Zeppelin needs to try this at work
Undelete is going to be a real bitch!
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It just occurred to me today with India recently becoming the most populous country on earth, their odd English grammar might one day become the norm. It doesn’t bother me normally but, for some reason, it irritates me in technical discussion. For example, Indian programmers on Reddit keep saying “codes” (plural) for source code or programs.
And then there’s this phrase which someone used with me in Teams today and it’s not the first time I’ve heard it:
ok…ill take a pull and the same
I have no idea wtf that even means. I’m guessing he’ll create a pull request? I dunno.
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@Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
I have no idea wtf that even means. I’m guessing he’ll create a pull request? I dunno.
Or jerking off?
I doubt they influence the rest of the world because they don’t make any entertainment worth watching and that’s how accents and vocab spread beyond their border. Even the stuff they do make that’s worth watching to some, like programming youtubes, is unwatchable to many other English speakers.
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I don’t know where this goes, so will dump it here. Reddit wants to get paid for AI developers to scrape their platform to train their models. They commercialized their API, which was free to everyone before. Now users are pissed off because the Reddit apps suck ass, making the platform unusable for some (especially sub moderators). Some are even claiming ownership of the content as they create the conversations that Reddit is trying to sell. Many are threatening to jump to another platform, though I don’t know what that will be. Seems like Reddit could have tailored their API license to target AI companies specifically, leaving it open for others like app developers and individuals/students to play with.
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^it doesnt go here. find another place and move it
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@Whoofe said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:
^it doesnt go here. find another place and move it
You sound like Silky, a mod wannabe!
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I wish it would occur to someone at Microsoft that they don’t have to hit my CPU hard for their periodic update and indexing processes like some over eager virgin fumbling in the pants of the first girl that would let him. They could configure these services to sip CPU and run for hours or days instead of trying to finish them as quickly as possible. I’m here all week, I’m in no hurry. Why are you bothering me with fan noise?


