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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @A Former User
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      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Blanks sounds like Google too tbh

      I liked the only Windows phone I had. I think it was a Nokia from memory. Aside from them completely screwing up the Windows Desktop UI to try and match the phone UI, it wasn’t a bad product.

      I don’t know if I would trust it not to bsod when I am trying to make a 911 call.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1
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        Fucking programmers! Ban them all!

        Global Spyware Scandal: Exposing Pegasus Part One (full documentary) | FRONTLINE
        Global Spyware Scandal: Exposing Pegasus Part Two (full documentary) | FRONTLINE

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        • TazzT
          Tazz
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          GTFO

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          • GustafG
            Gustaf
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            Also known as a TazzCursor

            "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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            • TazzT
              Tazz
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              I never switched to the new style

              GTFO

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                GTFO

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                • GustafG
                  Gustaf @Tazz
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                  "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                  • TazzT
                    Tazz
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                    GTFO

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                    • Gators1G
                      Gators1
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                      Terrible. Use the correct thread!

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        This is disturbing. Apparently there is maths in our computers! How do we get it out?

                        The Man Who Revolutionized Computer Science With Math

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                        • StuS
                          Stu @Tazz
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                          @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                          This reminds me of something I saw earlier today. Apparently when the space shuttle was still flying NASA had a complete engineering model of its computers and wiring so they could test software and hardware changes without killing astronauts.

                          It has a mock flight deck, but it also has identical wiring…

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                          It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1
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                            When Pakoon was a cosmonaut, the Soviet Union had no need for such extravagances. If there were ever any issues in space they would just play Swan Lake on TV and the mission never happened.

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                            • rote7R
                              rote7
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                              @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                              fffg

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @rote7
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                                @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger @Gators1
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                                  @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                  It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                  My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1 @tigger
                                    last edited by

                                    @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                    It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                    My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                    Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

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                                    • tiggerT
                                      tigger @Gators1
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                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                      It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                      My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                      Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                                      I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1 @tigger
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                                        @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                        It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                        My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                        Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                                        I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

                                        And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.

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                                        • GustafG
                                          Gustaf
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                                          But the blooper real is hysterical.

                                          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
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                                            https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-passes-google-coding-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183k-salary

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