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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @Blanks
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      @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      The biggest issue with Microsoft, from my perspective, is their consistent habit of abandoning their products. It’s only a matter of time before they stop releasing updates and bug fixes for my covidshot wifi.

      Worse, buying good products that I enjoy, ruining them and then abandoning them.

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      • Gators1G
        Gators1 @A Former User
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        @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Blanks sounds like Google too tbh

        I liked the only Windows phone I had. I think it was a Nokia from memory. Aside from them completely screwing up the Windows Desktop UI to try and match the phone UI, it wasn’t a bad product.

        I don’t know if I would trust it not to bsod when I am trying to make a 911 call.

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        • Gators1G
          Gators1
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          Fucking programmers! Ban them all!

          Global Spyware Scandal: Exposing Pegasus Part One (full documentary) | FRONTLINE
          Global Spyware Scandal: Exposing Pegasus Part Two (full documentary) | FRONTLINE

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          • TazzT
            Tazz
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            GTFO

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            • GustafG
              Gustaf
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              Also known as a TazzCursor

              "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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              • TazzT
                Tazz
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                I never switched to the new style

                GTFO

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz
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                  GTFO

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                  • GustafG
                    Gustaf @Tazz
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                    "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                    • TazzT
                      Tazz
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                      GTFO

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        Terrible. Use the correct thread!

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
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                          This is disturbing. Apparently there is maths in our computers! How do we get it out?

                          The Man Who Revolutionized Computer Science With Math

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                          • StuS
                            Stu @Tazz
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                            @Tazz said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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                            This reminds me of something I saw earlier today. Apparently when the space shuttle was still flying NASA had a complete engineering model of its computers and wiring so they could test software and hardware changes without killing astronauts.

                            It has a mock flight deck, but it also has identical wiring…

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                            It is easy to do justice - very hard to do right

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1
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                              When Pakoon was a cosmonaut, the Soviet Union had no need for such extravagances. If there were ever any issues in space they would just play Swan Lake on TV and the mission never happened.

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                              • rote7R
                                rote7
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                                @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                fffg

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1 @rote7
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                                  @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                  It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

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                                  • tiggerT
                                    tigger @Gators1
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                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                    It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                    My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @tigger
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                                      @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                      It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                      My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                      Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

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                                      • tiggerT
                                        tigger @Gators1
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                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                        It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                        My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                        Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                                        I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1 @tigger
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                                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Gators1 As opposed to the capitalist pigs, who played the complete moon landings in a TV studio.

                                          It’s a lot cheaper to make a movie than land on the moon and pocket the difference. The big corruption machine needs to be fed. Lern 2 capitalsim!

                                          My understanding is the moon landings were faked and Stanley Kubrick was the director. And he, of course, insisted it to be filmed on the moon.

                                          Americans go that extra mile to make great film entertainment.

                                          I think this also explains why they had to go to the Moon so many times. You’d think once would be enough but when you imagine the lights and the generators and the oxygen for them and everything…

                                          And retakes. Kubrick was a perfectionist.

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                                          • GustafG
                                            Gustaf
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                                            But the blooper real is hysterical.

                                            "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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