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    • Gators1G
      Gators1 @Tazz
      last edited by

      @Tazz said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

      I tried giving flight instruction to the grandson of Wiley Post, who had an air mail connection among other notable achievements.

      The grandson had good flight skills but was definitely lacking on the bookwork side. He never got the math calculations correct and finally admitted that decimal points confused him, so he simply left them out, yet continued using all the numbers after the point.

      So, 3.141592 became 3142592. His weight and balance calculations put the CG about 150ft behind the plane.

      His grandmother, Wiley’s wife, called me and was concerned about his progress and safety. She was funding his training but knew his limitations and was hoping he would find something else to do. He had a few more lessons after his first solo flight and then quit his training.

      The world was a safer place.

      What did you tell him? “When I trained your grandfather, he was a far better pilot than you will ever be”?

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        oyaji @Tazz
        last edited by

        @Tazz said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

        His weight and balance calculations put the CG about 150ft behind the plane.

        lulz Good one!

        FWIW, I find the method taught to pilots to calculate CG to be unnecessarily complex in a vain effort to simplify the way an engineer does it.

        © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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        • KilemallK
          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
          last edited by

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @Tazz said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

          @oyaji NSA can probably get anything they need by accessing one’s browsing, download history, and web traffic, through an internet provider or group chat like Discord.

          Of course, if someone does get arrested and a computer is seized, they’ll just get a search warrant for it’s contents and have some 11 year old hack into it to retrieve everything else.

          Fck computers then.

          Psst they can open your mail!

          Legally?

          With a warrant definitely. During WWII there was a lot of mail opening.

          A lot of that started way back with the anarchist scares.

          Nowadays theoretically only a warrant unless foreign or immediate threat. But of course there can be secret national security directives.

          Can the Government Open Your Mail Without a Warrant? - Wirth Law Office - Tulsa
          .

          Thx. I see times have changed.

          Son of a bitch.

          It’s actually improved from earlier.

          When asked some time after 9ty-'leventy what sort of communication he used when he desired ultimate privacy, Jimmy Carter replied “the US Mail.”

          Jimmy was a Boy Scout and beneficiary of laws passed.

          What does that have to do with the US Mail?

          Everything when it comes to assessing his capacity for historical perspective and what men insisting on shortcuts through troublesome laws will do.

          I think you just said was that Jimmy Carter passed laws that you think were written by shortsighted men motivated by expediency, and that he benefited from them but you didn’t.

          Your repeated insistence on skipping the use of proper nouns often make you very difficult to follow. I have no idea what law(s) to which you refer, how he benefited, and how you did not. Would you please elucidate?

          Laws passed after WWI clarifying limits.

          Presidents after Carter do not respect laws and the constitution, using national defense as an excuse and how Jimmy wouldn’t do that.

          Okay, so how is that Carter’s fault?

          It’s not, he just shouldn’t be taken as a reliable authority on this.

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            oyaji @Kilemall
            last edited by

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @Tazz said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

            @oyaji NSA can probably get anything they need by accessing one’s browsing, download history, and web traffic, through an internet provider or group chat like Discord.

            Of course, if someone does get arrested and a computer is seized, they’ll just get a search warrant for it’s contents and have some 11 year old hack into it to retrieve everything else.

            Fck computers then.

            Psst they can open your mail!

            Legally?

            With a warrant definitely. During WWII there was a lot of mail opening.

            A lot of that started way back with the anarchist scares.

            Nowadays theoretically only a warrant unless foreign or immediate threat. But of course there can be secret national security directives.

            Can the Government Open Your Mail Without a Warrant? - Wirth Law Office - Tulsa
            .

            Thx. I see times have changed.

            Son of a bitch.

            It’s actually improved from earlier.

            When asked some time after 9ty-'leventy what sort of communication he used when he desired ultimate privacy, Jimmy Carter replied “the US Mail.”

            Jimmy was a Boy Scout and beneficiary of laws passed.

            What does that have to do with the US Mail?

            Everything when it comes to assessing his capacity for historical perspective and what men insisting on shortcuts through troublesome laws will do.

            I think you just said was that Jimmy Carter passed laws that you think were written by shortsighted men motivated by expediency, and that he benefited from them but you didn’t.

            Your repeated insistence on skipping the use of proper nouns often make you very difficult to follow. I have no idea what law(s) to which you refer, how he benefited, and how you did not. Would you please elucidate?

            Laws passed after WWI clarifying limits.

            Presidents after Carter do not respect laws and the constitution, using national defense as an excuse and how Jimmy wouldn’t do that.

            Okay, so how is that Carter’s fault?

            It’s not, he just shouldn’t be taken as a reliable authority on this.

            Ahhhhh, now I finally take your point.

            Just the fact that he was an ex-president who commented about secure communication post-9ty-'leventy made me appreciate his words.

            © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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            • KilemallK
              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @oyaji
              last edited by

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Kilemall said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @Tazz said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

              @oyaji NSA can probably get anything they need by accessing one’s browsing, download history, and web traffic, through an internet provider or group chat like Discord.

              Of course, if someone does get arrested and a computer is seized, they’ll just get a search warrant for it’s contents and have some 11 year old hack into it to retrieve everything else.

              Fck computers then.

              Psst they can open your mail!

              Legally?

              With a warrant definitely. During WWII there was a lot of mail opening.

              A lot of that started way back with the anarchist scares.

              Nowadays theoretically only a warrant unless foreign or immediate threat. But of course there can be secret national security directives.

              Can the Government Open Your Mail Without a Warrant? - Wirth Law Office - Tulsa
              .

              Thx. I see times have changed.

              Son of a bitch.

              It’s actually improved from earlier.

              When asked some time after 9ty-'leventy what sort of communication he used when he desired ultimate privacy, Jimmy Carter replied “the US Mail.”

              Jimmy was a Boy Scout and beneficiary of laws passed.

              What does that have to do with the US Mail?

              Everything when it comes to assessing his capacity for historical perspective and what men insisting on shortcuts through troublesome laws will do.

              I think you just said was that Jimmy Carter passed laws that you think were written by shortsighted men motivated by expediency, and that he benefited from them but you didn’t.

              Your repeated insistence on skipping the use of proper nouns often make you very difficult to follow. I have no idea what law(s) to which you refer, how he benefited, and how you did not. Would you please elucidate?

              Laws passed after WWI clarifying limits.

              Presidents after Carter do not respect laws and the constitution, using national defense as an excuse and how Jimmy wouldn’t do that.

              Okay, so how is that Carter’s fault?

              It’s not, he just shouldn’t be taken as a reliable authority on this.

              Ahhhhh, now I finally take your point.

              Just the fact that he was an ex-president who commented about secure communication post-9ty-'leventy made me appreciate his words.

              He was probably the last no gangster president.

              https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

              Never go full Lithu-
              Twain

              No editing is gonna save you now-
              Wingmann

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              • Lob12L
                Lob12
                last edited by

                This thread did not deliver.

                [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                • GustafG
                  Gustaf
                  last edited by

                  Do they ever?

                  "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                  • O
                    oyaji
                    last edited by

                    Oh, I thought I summed it up well:

                    @oyaji said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                    How come that here in “The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread”, everybody but me has downloaded it?

                    In that case, shouldn’t the thread really be called something more appropriate, like “The Official I Got Fuckt by Windows 11/Microsoft and Bill Gates Love Me Long Time ITB Thread”?

                    © 2015 - 2025 oyaji

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                    • TazzT
                      Tazz @Lob12
                      last edited by

                      @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                      This thread did not deliver.

                      How about now?

                      Screenshot_20251020_134517_Brave.jpg

                      GTFO

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                      • HogH
                        Hog
                        last edited by Hog

                        @Lithu Can we move this into OffTopic? I keep having to remember to come in here just to check / find it.

                        YT Shorts: Latest Win 11 update breaks local host and the recovery tool you’d use to revert it.

                        For those building new PCs and don’t want to e-Waste your old PC, or those of you just stuck on Windows 10 but worried about lack of security updates going forward (which you really should be) maybe give Bazzite a try. It probably has the best hardware support of the dozens of distros I’ve tried and Nvidia isn’t a problem which it is on a lot of distros:

                        Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                        Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                        Bazzite makes gaming and everyday use smoother and simpler across desktop PCs, handhelds, tablets, and home theater PCs.

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                        • LithuL
                          Lithu @Hog
                          last edited by

                          @Hog said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                          @Lithu Can we move this into OffTopic? I keep having to remember to come in here just to check / find it.

                          YT Shorts: Latest Win 11 update breaks local host and the recovery tool you’d use to revert it.

                          For those building new PCs and don’t want to e-Waste your old PC, or those of you just stuck on Windows 10 but worried about lack of security updates going forward (which you really should be) maybe give Bazzite a try. It probably has the best hardware support of the dozens of distros I’ve tried and Nvidia isn’t a problem which it is on a lot of distros:

                          Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                          Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                          Bazzite makes gaming and everyday use smoother and simpler across desktop PCs, handhelds, tablets, and home theater PCs.

                          Moved it to Tech category.

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                          • HogH
                            Hog @Lithu
                            last edited by

                            @Lithu said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                            @Hog said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                            @Lithu Can we move this into OffTopic? I keep having to remember to come in here just to check / find it.

                            YT Shorts: Latest Win 11 update breaks local host and the recovery tool you’d use to revert it.

                            For those building new PCs and don’t want to e-Waste your old PC, or those of you just stuck on Windows 10 but worried about lack of security updates going forward (which you really should be) maybe give Bazzite a try. It probably has the best hardware support of the dozens of distros I’ve tried and Nvidia isn’t a problem which it is on a lot of distros:

                            Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                            Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                            Bazzite makes gaming and everyday use smoother and simpler across desktop PCs, handhelds, tablets, and home theater PCs.

                            Moved it to Tech category.

                            I was gonna say I didn’t know we even had a tech category and then I found that we didn’t (before today anyway).

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                            • Gators1G
                              Gators1 @Hog
                              last edited by

                              @Hog said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                              @Lithu said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                              @Hog said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                              @Lithu Can we move this into OffTopic? I keep having to remember to come in here just to check / find it.

                              YT Shorts: Latest Win 11 update breaks local host and the recovery tool you’d use to revert it.

                              For those building new PCs and don’t want to e-Waste your old PC, or those of you just stuck on Windows 10 but worried about lack of security updates going forward (which you really should be) maybe give Bazzite a try. It probably has the best hardware support of the dozens of distros I’ve tried and Nvidia isn’t a problem which it is on a lot of distros:

                              Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                              Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                              Bazzite makes gaming and everyday use smoother and simpler across desktop PCs, handhelds, tablets, and home theater PCs.

                              Moved it to Tech category.

                              I was gonna say I didn’t know we even had a tech category and then I found that we didn’t (before today anyway).

                              I found out we had one first!!!

                              alt text

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                              • LithuL
                                Lithu @Gators1
                                last edited by

                                @Gators1 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                @Hog said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                @Lithu said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                @Hog said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                @Lithu Can we move this into OffTopic? I keep having to remember to come in here just to check / find it.

                                YT Shorts: Latest Win 11 update breaks local host and the recovery tool you’d use to revert it.

                                For those building new PCs and don’t want to e-Waste your old PC, or those of you just stuck on Windows 10 but worried about lack of security updates going forward (which you really should be) maybe give Bazzite a try. It probably has the best hardware support of the dozens of distros I’ve tried and Nvidia isn’t a problem which it is on a lot of distros:

                                Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                                Bazzite - The operating system for the next generation of gamers

                                Bazzite makes gaming and everyday use smoother and simpler across desktop PCs, handhelds, tablets, and home theater PCs.

                                Moved it to Tech category.

                                I was gonna say I didn’t know we even had a tech category and then I found that we didn’t (before today anyway).

                                I found out we had one first!!!

                                LIES!

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                                • Lob12L
                                  Lob12
                                  last edited by

                                  My thread is the biggest official tech thread!! Woohoo!!

                                  [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                  • Gators1G
                                    Gators1 @Lob12
                                    last edited by

                                    @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                    My thread is the biggest official tech thread!! Woohoo!!

                                    You had to make it bigger because of the exchange rate to American posts.

                                    alt text

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                                    • Lob12L
                                      Lob12 @Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      @Gators1 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                      @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                      My thread is the biggest official tech thread!! Woohoo!!

                                      You had to make it bigger because of the exchange rate to American posts.

                                      Deep

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                                      • JamJ
                                        Jam @Gators1
                                        last edited by Jam

                                        @Gators1 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                        @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                        My thread is the biggest official tech thread!! Woohoo!!

                                        You had to make it bigger because of the exchange rate to American posts.

                                        And let’s not forget the inferiority complex developed from being seen as almost an American.

                                        "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                        • Lob12L
                                          Lob12 @Jam
                                          last edited by

                                          @Jam said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                          @Gators1 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                          @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                          My thread is the biggest official tech thread!! Woohoo!!

                                          You had to make it bigger because of the exchange rate to American posts.

                                          And let’s not forget the inferiority complex developed from being seen as almost an American.

                                          Your mom!

                                          [IMG] https://image.ibb.co/nhhF0Q/new_sig_lob12.jpg [/IMG]

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                                          • JamJ
                                            Jam @Lob12
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                                            @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                            @Jam said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                            @Gators1 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                            @Lob12 said in The Official fuck Windows 11/Microsoft Thread:

                                            My thread is the biggest official tech thread!! Woohoo!!

                                            You had to make it bigger because of the exchange rate to American posts.

                                            And let’s not forget the inferiority complex developed from being seen as almost an American.

                                            Your mom!

                                            When a little mouse says such a thing to a giant, the giant smiles.

                                            :-)

                                            "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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