The OFFICIAL programming thread

[Gustaf]

@blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Gustaf has missed all the farmer wars of LOT

I love me some farmin’! Do we post pics of our crop? I got a TON this spring!

[TheMouse]

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Ah really, his farm isn’t’'cane proof? hawr hawr hawr

Of course it is…its actually uber cane proof!!! just you wait and see!!

[A Former User]

I can easily switch between tabs and spaces, 2 spaces or 4 space indentation etc. I prefer Vim over Emacs but whatever floats your boat. Two things I can’t abide though are:

• In 3D, Z is up, not Y, you assholes
• They’re called “integers” not “integrals” ffs, stop polluting your language and APIs with a misnomer.

I’m ready to go to war over these last two so come at me.

[Kilemall]

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I can easily switch between tabs and spaces, 2 spaces or 4 space indentation etc. I prefer Vim over Emacs but whatever floats your boat. Two things I can’t abide though are:

• Z is up, not Y, you assholes
• They’re called “integers” not “integrals” ffs, stop polluting your language and APIs with a misnomer.

I’m ready to go to war over these last two so come at me.

Hell if I care, I’m dealing with JCL and IBM screen/AFP definitions, ain’t got no time for Unix editors or APIs.

[rote7]

@hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

I can easily switch between tabs and spaces, 2 spaces or 4 space indentation etc. I prefer Vim over Emacs but whatever floats your boat.

Spaces are clearly superior. You will keep your indent levels even if some idiot redefined a tab to be 8 spaces wide.

Oh and this:

[Lob12]

hawr hawr hawr programmer humor hawr hawr hawr

[rote7]

Work continues in this area. – DEC’s SPR-Answering-Automaton

[Lob12]

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[Kilemall]

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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Ya, like lawyers are a barrel of fun.

You have execution rules, but you don’t know how your argument ‘scripts’ will run in the court CPU, and you have judges with fidgety non-determinative decision branches that can vary from case to case.

As a coding enviornment, law is a freaking disaster.

[Lob12]

Thats why we have a Code civil here. Thank you, Napoleon!

[Kilemall]

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Thats why we have a Code civil here. Thank you, Napoleon!

Not English common law? Frenchie code, where the lawyer is a full officer of the court?

[Lob12]

@kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Thats why we have a Code civil here. Thank you, Napoleon!

Not English common law? Frenchie code, where the lawyer is a full officer of the court?

Its kind of a long story but one of the concessions the British made to dissuade us from joining the American revolution was to let us keep our Civil law tradition. So in Quebec for all matters that fall into provincial jurisdiction (i.e. pretty much everything except criminal law), the 3000+ articles long Code civil applies (unless a specific law about specific situations say something else, like the Labour Code for matters that concern labour, per example). The modern version has been rewritten 2-3 times in the last 150 +/- years and it was heavily influenced by France’s Code Napoleon.

In practice though the Court system looks very similar to other commonwealth countries and you can even still plead common law concepts, unless there is a provision of the Code that specifically prohibits it.

Rest of Canada is 100% Common law.

[Lob12]

The Code civil du Québec :

http://www.studenthousingguide.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Room.jpg

Now, the Criminal Code of Canada :

http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa13/RCAT-100MessyRoom.jpg

[Wingmann]

Québec is Canada.

Mwahahaha.

[Kilemall]

@wingmann said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Québec is Canada.

Mwahahaha.

Just like Catalan is Spain?

[Wingmann]

@kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@wingmann said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Québec is Canada.

Mwahahaha.

Just like Catalan is Spain?

Catalan is a language, but yes, Catalunya is Spain.

[Gators1]

@wingmann said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@wingmann said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

Québec is Canada.

Mwahahaha.

Just like Catalan is Spain?

Catalan is a language, but yes, Catalunya is Spain.

And even they want out. Nobody likes you guys. Maybe they become little Puerto Rico?

[Jam]

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

The Code civil du Québec :

http://www.studenthousingguide.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Room.jpg

Now, the Criminal Code of Canada :

http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa13/RCAT-100MessyRoom.jpg

So English Common Law is a bit messy like a college kids room, but Code Civil du Quebec is like a girl’s bedroom?

[Lob12]

@jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

The Code civil du Québec :

http://www.studenthousingguide.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Room.jpg

Now, the Criminal Code of Canada :

http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa13/RCAT-100MessyRoom.jpg

So English Common Law is a bit messy like a college kids room, but Code Civil du Quebec is like a girl’s bedroom?

Tidy as fuck.

I googled “tidy rooms” and all I got was girlie rooms :/

[Kilemall]

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

@lob12 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

The Code civil du Québec :

http://www.studenthousingguide.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Room.jpg

Now, the Criminal Code of Canada :

http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa13/RCAT-100MessyRoom.jpg

So English Common Law is a bit messy like a college kids room, but Code Civil du Quebec is like a girl’s bedroom?

Tidy as fuck.

I googled “tidy rooms” and all I got was girlie rooms :/

Google understands.

Everything you were up to.