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    • HogH
      Hog @Jam
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      @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      The “I will be more careful” thing is a lie. It’s utterly incapable of learning from the mistake unless you keep it in the context forever.

      Same as half my employees.

      Only half?

      I’m guessing he ate the other half.

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
        last edited by

        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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        HAL as 3 month old.

        https://i.imgur.com/hX2CMMZ.jpg

        Never go full Lithu-
        Twain

        No editing is gonna save you now-
        Wingmann

        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/72217/DSC_2528.JPG

        http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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        • TazzT
          Tazz
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          GTFO

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          • GustafG
            Gustaf @Hog
            last edited by

            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Jam said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            The “I will be more careful” thing is a lie. It’s utterly incapable of learning from the mistake unless you keep it in the context forever.

            Same as half my employees.

            Only half?

            I’m guessing he ate the other half.

            Same team Hog!!!

            "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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            • HogH
              Hog
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              This is nuts:

              2 years later its still happening
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              • Gators1G
                Gators1
                last edited by

                @Hog your career is doomed!

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                • HogH
                  Hog @Gators1
                  last edited by Hog

                  @Gators1 Wow that was an odd call. The much more powerful Excel didn’t replace devs in the decades before Sheets. Why would Sheets being a cloud app change that?

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                  • Gators1G
                    Gators1 @Hog
                    last edited by

                    @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1 Wow that was an odd call. The much more powerful Excel didn’t replace devs in the decades before Sheets. Why would Sheets being a cloud app change that?

                    Because it’s cloud! I thought AI handling security was the joke in this one, but check out the API endpoint.

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                    • B
                      Blanks @Gators1
                      last edited by

                      @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                      @Hog your career is doomed!

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                      Maybe I don’t get it, but google sheets has been around for years?

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                      • HogH
                        Hog @Blanks
                        last edited by

                        @Blanks said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Hog your career is doomed!

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                        Maybe I don’t get it, but google sheets has been around for years?

                        Yeah 2 decades according to one comment on the linkedin post. I thought it was a repost of an old prediction but now I think he’s making an ironic comment about claims of AI replacing devs. Not sure.

                        Google Sheets: A Cloud-Based Spreadsheet for Non-Dev Users | Nick 🐳 Humrich posted on the topic | LinkedIn

                        Google Sheets: A Cloud-Based Spreadsheet for Non-Dev Users | Nick 🐳 Humrich posted on the topic | LinkedIn

                        Google released a new product called "Google Sheets." It's like a spreadsheet, but it's in the cloud, and users can collaborate on the data. It allows even non-technical people to build out crazy custom solutions using formulas and vlookups, and share them with their friends. Devs are cooked. No...

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                        • Gators1G
                          Gators1
                          last edited by

                          Also sheets/excel aren’t development environments. It’s kind of like a nightmare in the data world

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                          • HogH
                            Hog
                            last edited by Hog

                            Love this: A new language called Spellscript.

                            Hello world:

                            begin the grimoire.
                            inscribe whispers of "hello, world!".
                            close the grimoire.
                            

                            Longer code example:

                            begin the grimoire.
                            summon the power with essence of 7.
                            conjure ritual named amplify with value to return value multiplied by value.
                            enchant power with essence 0 of through ritual amplify with power.
                            inscribe whispers of "the power is amplified: " bound with power.
                            close the grimoire.
                            

                            On a quick scan, I’m guessing the above creates a variable named power and initializes it to 7. Then it declares a function called amplify that returns the square of whatever value is passed to it. (Looks like it might be pass by reference). Then it calls the function and prints the result.

                            I’d never use the language but I’d get a kick out of it if some nutter wrote an operating system in it, it took off and the kernel maintainers were referred to as the “conclave of wizards of the inner sanctum” or something.

                            Show HN: I made an esoteric programming language that's read like a spellbook | Hacker News
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                            • eWildcatE
                              eWildcat
                              last edited by

                              Nerdery in the nerdery. Nerd inception, I love the idea.

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                              • HogH
                                Hog
                                last edited by Hog

                                I have no idea wtf she is doing in the below but is interesting to watch.

                                Coding Trance Music (Full Narrated)

                                I only clicked the link because, besides for dropping E and dancing to it all night like it’s 1995, I find trance music is good for coding sessions and I couldn’t understand how what I read as “trance music for coding” could be narrated without ruining it. Turns out she’s actually programming trance music.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  That syntax though. Kinda repetitive, most musicians use a timeline to compose. But still looks fun. Here’s the cli site.

                                  Strudel REPL

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                                  • HogH
                                    Hog @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                    That syntax though. Kinda repetitive, most musicians use a timeline to compose. But still looks fun. Here’s the cli site.

                                    Strudel REPL

                                    The interactive tutorial they have is great. I guess it almost needs to be since it’s pretty cryptic on the face of it.

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                                    • JamJ
                                      Jam
                                      last edited by Jam

                                      @Hog

                                      I felt I was going to be dismissive just looking at the link image, but I did find the creation process and the result fascinating.

                                      At the end, when it faded and got quiet though, I felt a sense of relief.

                                      ;-)

                                      "laissez les bons temps rouler!"

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                                      • HogH
                                        Hog @Jam
                                        last edited by

                                        @Jam Yeah I felt the same. As Gators said, it’s was repetitive. Irritatingly so.

                                        Might be a limitation of the tool/language but she had at least one other song that sounded better and was more of regular song but still not my cup of tea. I mostly posted it for the process not the music.

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                                        • Gators1G
                                          Gators1 @Hog
                                          last edited by

                                          @Hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          That syntax though. Kinda repetitive, most musicians use a timeline to compose. But still looks fun. Here’s the cli site.

                                          Strudel REPL

                                          The interactive tutorial they have is great. I guess it almost needs to be since it’s pretty cryptic on the face of it.

                                          Don’t get too excited. Sorry to tell you this, but you are an old man and don’t have the abs to ever be a great DJ.

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                                          • HogH
                                            Hog
                                            last edited by

                                            Same lady:

                                            Switch Angel - Morrow

                                            Still not my thing but better than the other one.

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