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    • KilemallK
      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gustaf
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      @gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

      This thread:

      tenor (18).gif

      This is what I was waiting for, the caterwauls of the computer illiterati! SUCCESS ROTE SUCCESS!

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      • KilemallK
        Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @rote7
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        @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

        @Gators1

        Stored procedures are one possible solution. But, and this is a big but, they are DB dependent and I am looking for a way to achieve this with as little as possible DB specific SQL dialect.

        As for the client generated SQL, that’s the current solution as a part of a homegrown ORM. I am just curious if it can be done purely in the DB as a way to replace a bunch of DB specific logic during the SQL generation in that ORM.

        Suspected as much.

        Do Dark Magic, pay with your soul. You know the rules.

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        • LithuL
          Lithu
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          SELL! SELL! SELL!

          The end of open source?

          The end of open source?

          Several weeks ago, the Linux community was rocked by the disturbing news that University of Minnesota researchers had developed (but, as it turned out, not fully executed) a method for introducing what they called "hypocrite commits" to the Linux kernel -- the idea being to distribute hard-to...

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          • tiggerT
            tigger @Lithu
            last edited by

            @lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            SELL! SELL! SELL!

            The end of open source?

            The end of open source?

            Several weeks ago, the Linux community was rocked by the disturbing news that University of Minnesota researchers had developed (but, as it turned out, not fully executed) a method for introducing what they called "hypocrite commits" to the Linux kernel -- the idea being to distribute hard-to...

            Yahoo news.

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            • ?
              A Former User
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              Mildly interesting article but the title is possibly the worst click bait I’ve ever seen.

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1 @A Former User
                last edited by

                @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                Mildly interesting article but the title is possibly the worst click bait I’ve ever seen.

                Here’s a worser one…

                fd019616-bbf2-47f6-b0fc-66011cce711c-image.png

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                • TazzT
                  Tazz @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  @gators1 probably let out a six minute long fart

                  GTFO

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                  • GustafG
                    Gustaf @rote7
                    last edited by

                    @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                    @Gators1

                    Stored procedures are one possible solution. But, and this is a big but, they are DB dependent and I am looking for a way to achieve this with as little as possible DB specific SQL dialect.

                    As for the client generated SQL, that’s the current solution as a part of a homegrown ORM. I am just curious if it can be done purely in the DB as a way to replace a bunch of DB specific logic during the SQL generation in that ORM.

                    @Gustaf

                    linux_babe-wet-shirt.jpg

                    /* insert snappy comment here */

                    This is the kind of amazing posting that has won this website so many awards!

                    "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
                      last edited by A Former User

                      Programming with pictures

                      Back in the late 90’s I demonstrated a graphical workflow tool I was using to a colleague and he dubbed it “programming with pictures”. Later, similar tools started appearing in most 3D applications like Blender and Godot. Except there they call them “node editors”.

                      Anyway, just now I wanted to temporarily backdrop something I’m working on in Blender with a tiled floor and I thought, oh that would be a good case for using shader nodes. So I started building it and got this far before I had a problem:

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                      The problem was that I needed a logical XOR operation on the output of the Column and Row. ie, if either the column or the row is odd (edit: but only one of them), then use the alternate color. But, surprisingly to me, I found out that Blender doesn’t have a node for boolean logic. I could have written some python code to do it but that seemed like cheating so I thought about for a bit before I realized I could add the row and column remainder and then do another modulo operation on it:

                      0213de42-569b-4bcb-b0fb-e903459a6762-image.png

                      Fucking Bingo! My math skills are so rudimentary that I felt like Plato after I reasoned out that solution.

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1
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                        Flow graphs are pretty common in the data world as well. Our data movement tool, informatica, uses them at a couple levels to define the mapping of one column to another column and the process of when to run mappings in sequence. It is funny though how such tools often complicate something you could do easily in code. We ended up using a ton of SQL overrides in the ETL because we couldn’t be arsed to spell it out with all the boxes and lines, or in some cases you couldn’t even do it the way we wanted it.

                        I have something similar to your OR problem quite often actually. Our report creation tool, which is basically a SQL GUI can’t easily do the order of operations in the equivalent of the WHERE clause. So I get tripped up when I want to do something like WHERE (A=1 AND B=0) OR (A=0 AND B=1). It has AND and OR but to create the parentheses I have to create new filter objects with the AND conditions, which is a different GUI, and then use those objects in the report definition. It’s not a huge inconvenience as you can create them pretty quickly, but it does tend to clutter up the application when you have to create a bunch of these and you have duplicates over time.

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                        • KilemallK
                          Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                          last edited by Kilemall

                          @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                          Flow graphs are pretty common in the data world as well. Our data movement tool, informatica, uses them at a couple levels to define the mapping of one column to another column and the process of when to run mappings in sequence. It is funny though how such tools often complicate something you could do easily in code. We ended up using a ton of SQL overrides in the ETL because we couldn’t be arsed to spell it out with all the boxes and lines, or in some cases you couldn’t even do it the way we wanted it.

                          I have something similar to your OR problem quite often actually. Our report creation tool, which is basically a SQL GUI can’t easily do the order of operations in the equivalent of the WHERE clause. So I get tripped up when I want to do something like WHERE (A=1 AND B=0) OR (A=0 AND B=1). It has AND and OR but to create the parentheses I have to create new filter objects with the AND conditions, which is a different GUI, and then use those objects in the report definition. It’s not a huge inconvenience as you can create them pretty quickly, but it does tend to clutter up the application when you have to create a bunch of these and you have duplicates over time.

                          The ugly part is under the covers you are probably adding 1000s of junky operations/instructions per decision/branch cycle where if they had the options you need in, your stuff would run faster.

                          In that case they are looking to save devbucks and making you pay for their profit margin by buying more computer.

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                          • Gators1G
                            Gators1 @Kilemall
                            last edited by

                            @kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            Flow graphs are pretty common in the data world as well. Our data movement tool, informatica, uses them at a couple levels to define the mapping of one column to another column and the process of when to run mappings in sequence. It is funny though how such tools often complicate something you could do easily in code. We ended up using a ton of SQL overrides in the ETL because we couldn’t be arsed to spell it out with all the boxes and lines, or in some cases you couldn’t even do it the way we wanted it.

                            I have something similar to your OR problem quite often actually. Our report creation tool, which is basically a SQL GUI can’t easily do the order of operations in the equivalent of the WHERE clause. So I get tripped up when I want to do something like WHERE (A=1 AND B=0) OR (A=0 AND B=1). It has AND and OR but to create the parentheses I have to create new filter objects with the AND conditions, which is a different GUI, and then use those objects in the report definition. It’s not a huge inconvenience as you can create them pretty quickly, but it does tend to clutter up the application when you have to create a bunch of these and you have duplicates over time.

                            The ugly part is under the covers you are probably adding 1000s of junky operations/instructions per decision/branch cycle where if they had the options you need in, your stuff would run faster.

                            In that case they are looking to save devbucks and making you pay for their profit margin by buying more computer.

                            In some cases yeah, but in ours I don’t think so. Data movement is all about efficiency so our software actually has some optimizations over straight SQL that speed it up for common operations. Some super genius data engineer probably could get it to run faster with straight code and some caching functions or whatever, but that adds a shitload of development/ops overhead. Also devbucks are generally more important than having to buy hardware in the long run. If you had a hand code an ETL in SQL vs. using a pretty drag and drop interface, the development investment and operating costs would be a huge difference.

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                            • tiggerT
                              tigger @Gators1
                              last edited by

                              @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              Flow graphs are pretty common in the data world as well. Our data movement tool, informatica, uses them at a couple levels to define the mapping of one column to another column and the process of when to run mappings in sequence. It is funny though how such tools often complicate something you could do easily in code. We ended up using a ton of SQL overrides in the ETL because we couldn’t be arsed to spell it out with all the boxes and lines, or in some cases you couldn’t even do it the way we wanted it.

                              I have something similar to your OR problem quite often actually. Our report creation tool, which is basically a SQL GUI can’t easily do the order of operations in the equivalent of the WHERE clause. So I get tripped up when I want to do something like WHERE (A=1 AND B=0) OR (A=0 AND B=1). It has AND and OR but to create the parentheses I have to create new filter objects with the AND conditions, which is a different GUI, and then use those objects in the report definition. It’s not a huge inconvenience as you can create them pretty quickly, but it does tend to clutter up the application when you have to create a bunch of these and you have duplicates over time.

                              … And it can’t just do where A!=B?

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                              • Gators1G
                                Gators1 @tigger
                                last edited by

                                @tigger said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                Flow graphs are pretty common in the data world as well. Our data movement tool, informatica, uses them at a couple levels to define the mapping of one column to another column and the process of when to run mappings in sequence. It is funny though how such tools often complicate something you could do easily in code. We ended up using a ton of SQL overrides in the ETL because we couldn’t be arsed to spell it out with all the boxes and lines, or in some cases you couldn’t even do it the way we wanted it.

                                I have something similar to your OR problem quite often actually. Our report creation tool, which is basically a SQL GUI can’t easily do the order of operations in the equivalent of the WHERE clause. So I get tripped up when I want to do something like WHERE (A=1 AND B=0) OR (A=0 AND B=1). It has AND and OR but to create the parentheses I have to create new filter objects with the AND conditions, which is a different GUI, and then use those objects in the report definition. It’s not a huge inconvenience as you can create them pretty quickly, but it does tend to clutter up the application when you have to create a bunch of these and you have duplicates over time.

                                … And it can’t just do where A!=B?

                                No because A could be 2 and B could be 3. The point is that in general you have to do the operations in parentheses in a different way than the rest of the where clause in the GUI. So it makes it harder to do complex where clauses than with just coding.

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                                • Gators1G
                                  Gators1
                                  last edited by

                                  This is the nerdiest thread on the front page, so I will drop this here.

                                  How Motherboards Work - Turbo Nerd Edition

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                                  • TazzT
                                    Tazz @Gators1
                                    last edited by

                                    @gators1 Cool video. It’s amazing how clean and uncluttered todays mobo’s look compared to the first one I bought back around 1991 when I first assembled a PC.

                                    GTFO

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                                    • KilemallK
                                      Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gators1
                                      last edited by

                                      @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      This is the nerdiest thread on the front page, so I will drop this here.

                                      How Motherboards Work - Turbo Nerd Edition

                                      I reject your nerdshaming!

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                                      Never go full Lithu-
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                                      No editing is gonna save you now-
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                                      • Gators1G
                                        Gators1 @Kilemall
                                        last edited by

                                        @kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                        This is the nerdiest thread on the front page, so I will drop this here.

                                        How Motherboards Work - Turbo Nerd Edition

                                        I reject your nerdshaming!

                                        I am not shaming…it’s good info!

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                                        • Lob12L
                                          Lob12 @Kilemall
                                          last edited by

                                          @kilemall said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @gators1 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          This is the nerdiest thread on the front page, so I will drop this here.

                                          How Motherboards Work - Turbo Nerd Edition

                                          I reject your nerdshaming!

                                          shuddup nerd

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
                                            last edited by A Former User

                                            When I got into programming they didn’t tell me there’d be nightmares

                                            - YouTube
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