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    • tiggerT
      tigger @Pakoon
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      @pakoon said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

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      Jajajaja!

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      • rote7R
        rote7
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        Time for my favorite frownie: m(

        fffg

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        • rote7R
          rote7
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          The Case Against SQL - Slashdot

          The Case Against SQL - Slashdot

          Long-time Slashdot reader RoccamOccam shares "an interesting take on SQL and its issues from Jamie Brandon (who describes himself as an independent researcher who's built database engines, query planners, compilers, developer tools and interfaces). It's title? "Against SQL." The relational model...

          Interesting article, I didn’t know that

          “The SQL spec (part 2 = 1732) pages is more than twice the length of the Javascript 2021 spec (879 pages), almost matches the C++ 2020 spec (1853) pages and contains 411 occurrences of ‘implementation-defined’, occurrences which include type inference and error propagation.”

          Sweet jesus, double the length of the JS specs…

          One SQL problem that I couldn’t solve so far is finding a good way to use the output of a single column query (multiple rows, result count must be flexible) as headers and/or fields for a subsequent query.

          fffg

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          • KilemallK
            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @rote7
            last edited by

            @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

            The Case Against SQL - Slashdot

            The Case Against SQL - Slashdot

            Long-time Slashdot reader RoccamOccam shares "an interesting take on SQL and its issues from Jamie Brandon (who describes himself as an independent researcher who's built database engines, query planners, compilers, developer tools and interfaces). It's title? "Against SQL." The relational model...

            Interesting article, I didn’t know that

            “The SQL spec (part 2 = 1732) pages is more than twice the length of the Javascript 2021 spec (879 pages), almost matches the C++ 2020 spec (1853) pages and contains 411 occurrences of ‘implementation-defined’, occurrences which include type inference and error propagation.”

            Sweet jesus, double the length of the JS specs…

            One SQL problem that I couldn’t solve so far is finding a good way to use the output of a single column query (multiple rows, result count must be flexible) as headers and/or fields for a subsequent query.

            Dynamic DB-driven filter query? Sounds like a specific SQL client function to me.

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            No editing is gonna save you now-
            Wingmann

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            • rote7R
              rote7
              last edited by rote7

              @Kilemall Yes, that was my first idea too. My goal is to replace a whole lot of client logic with a set of queries/subqueries and/or joins. I am looking for a pivot mechanism to transform a set of column(s) into rows.

              E.g. turn

              col_1 | col_2
              param_1 | value_1
              param_2 | value_2
              param_foo | value_fo

              into a dynamic DB operation that delivers a result like the client generated query “SELECT * FROM table WHERE param_1 = value_1 AND param_2 = value_2 AND param_foo = value_foo” without all the string concatenation, input scrubbing etc. pp. going on in the client.

              fffg

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              • Gators1G
                Gators1 @rote7
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                @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                The Case Against SQL - Slashdot

                The Case Against SQL - Slashdot

                Long-time Slashdot reader RoccamOccam shares "an interesting take on SQL and its issues from Jamie Brandon (who describes himself as an independent researcher who's built database engines, query planners, compilers, developer tools and interfaces). It's title? "Against SQL." The relational model...

                Interesting article, I didn’t know that

                “The SQL spec (part 2 = 1732) pages is more than twice the length of the Javascript 2021 spec (879 pages), almost matches the C++ 2020 spec (1853) pages and contains 411 occurrences of ‘implementation-defined’, occurrences which include type inference and error propagation.”

                Sweet jesus, double the length of the JS specs…

                One SQL problem that I couldn’t solve so far is finding a good way to use the output of a single column query (multiple rows, result count must be flexible) as headers and/or fields for a subsequent query.

                I think you need to do it as a stored procedure if I remember right and using the PIVOT function. Basically instead of defining the static columns as in the base function, you dynamically insert them in the stored procedure. If you are doing this as part of another code project, you could do the same by just assembling the text of the SQL script to sent dynamically (e.g. “SELECT “& [column name varIable]&” FROM TABLE_NAME;”

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                • GustafG
                  Gustaf @Gators1
                  last edited by

                  This thread:

                  tenor (18).gif

                  "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                  • rote7R
                    rote7
                    last edited by rote7

                    @Gators1

                    Stored procedures are one possible solution. But, and this is a big but, they are DB dependent and I am looking for a way to achieve this with as little as possible DB specific SQL dialect.

                    As for the client generated SQL, that’s the current solution as a part of a homegrown ORM. I am just curious if it can be done purely in the DB as a way to replace a bunch of DB specific logic during the SQL generation in that ORM.

                    @Gustaf

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                    /* insert snappy comment here */

                    fffg

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
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                      I’d snap one off in her

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                      • Gators1G
                        Gators1 @rote7
                        last edited by

                        @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                        @Gators1

                        Stored procedures are one possible solution. But, and this is a big but, they are DB dependent and I am looking for a way to achieve this with as little as possible DB specific SQL dialect.

                        As for the client generated SQL, that’s the current solution as a part of a homegrown ORM. I am just curious if it can be done purely in the DB as a way to replace a bunch of DB specific logic during the SQL generation in that ORM.

                        @Gustaf

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                        /* insert snappy comment here */

                        @rote7
                        Yeah, I couldn’t find a way other than a stored procedure in Oracle. The function requires you to define the columns in the SQL so it’s static. Nothing in many searches I did changed that, though the procedure thing was suggested. Seems like a stupid design since pivoting often requires dynamic results.

                        @Gustaf
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                        • TazzT
                          Tazz @Gators1
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                          @gators1 She bumped her chin on something.

                          GTFO

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                          • KilemallK
                            Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @Gustaf
                            last edited by

                            @gustaf said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                            This thread:

                            tenor (18).gif

                            This is what I was waiting for, the caterwauls of the computer illiterati! SUCCESS ROTE SUCCESS!

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                            No editing is gonna save you now-
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                            • KilemallK
                              Kilemall Careful, railroad agent @rote7
                              last edited by

                              @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                              @Gators1

                              Stored procedures are one possible solution. But, and this is a big but, they are DB dependent and I am looking for a way to achieve this with as little as possible DB specific SQL dialect.

                              As for the client generated SQL, that’s the current solution as a part of a homegrown ORM. I am just curious if it can be done purely in the DB as a way to replace a bunch of DB specific logic during the SQL generation in that ORM.

                              Suspected as much.

                              Do Dark Magic, pay with your soul. You know the rules.

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                              Never go full Lithu-
                              Twain

                              No editing is gonna save you now-
                              Wingmann

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                              http://s3.amazonaws.com/rrpa_photos/20416/PTOB 101_resize.jpg

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                              • LithuL
                                Lithu
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                                SELL! SELL! SELL!

                                The end of open source?

                                The end of open source?

                                Several weeks ago, the Linux community was rocked by the disturbing news that University of Minnesota researchers had developed (but, as it turned out, not fully executed) a method for introducing what they called "hypocrite commits" to the Linux kernel -- the idea being to distribute hard-to...

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                                • tiggerT
                                  tigger @Lithu
                                  last edited by

                                  @lithu said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                  SELL! SELL! SELL!

                                  The end of open source?

                                  The end of open source?

                                  Several weeks ago, the Linux community was rocked by the disturbing news that University of Minnesota researchers had developed (but, as it turned out, not fully executed) a method for introducing what they called "hypocrite commits" to the Linux kernel -- the idea being to distribute hard-to...

                                  Yahoo news.

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                                  • ?
                                    A Former User
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                                    Mildly interesting article but the title is possibly the worst click bait I’ve ever seen.

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                                    • Gators1G
                                      Gators1 @A Former User
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                                      @hog said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                      Mildly interesting article but the title is possibly the worst click bait I’ve ever seen.

                                      Here’s a worser one…

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                                      • TazzT
                                        Tazz @Gators1
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                                        @gators1 probably let out a six minute long fart

                                        GTFO

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                                        • GustafG
                                          Gustaf @rote7
                                          last edited by

                                          @rote7 said in The OFFICIAL programming thread:

                                          @Gators1

                                          Stored procedures are one possible solution. But, and this is a big but, they are DB dependent and I am looking for a way to achieve this with as little as possible DB specific SQL dialect.

                                          As for the client generated SQL, that’s the current solution as a part of a homegrown ORM. I am just curious if it can be done purely in the DB as a way to replace a bunch of DB specific logic during the SQL generation in that ORM.

                                          @Gustaf

                                          linux_babe-wet-shirt.jpg

                                          /* insert snappy comment here */

                                          This is the kind of amazing posting that has won this website so many awards!

                                          "Let's give it a week! Still a disaster? Let's give it another week…" -Tazz

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                                          • ?
                                            A Former User
                                            last edited by A Former User

                                            Programming with pictures

                                            Back in the late 90’s I demonstrated a graphical workflow tool I was using to a colleague and he dubbed it “programming with pictures”. Later, similar tools started appearing in most 3D applications like Blender and Godot. Except there they call them “node editors”.

                                            Anyway, just now I wanted to temporarily backdrop something I’m working on in Blender with a tiled floor and I thought, oh that would be a good case for using shader nodes. So I started building it and got this far before I had a problem:

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                                            The problem was that I needed a logical XOR operation on the output of the Column and Row. ie, if either the column or the row is odd (edit: but only one of them), then use the alternate color. But, surprisingly to me, I found out that Blender doesn’t have a node for boolean logic. I could have written some python code to do it but that seemed like cheating so I thought about for a bit before I realized I could add the row and column remainder and then do another modulo operation on it:

                                            0213de42-569b-4bcb-b0fb-e903459a6762-image.png

                                            Fucking Bingo! My math skills are so rudimentary that I felt like Plato after I reasoned out that solution.

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